Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody.

Ever hear the tale of the time the Devil went down to Georgia? This is something like that, except the Devil is me.. and Johnny doesn’t win. Ψ @The_MJF parody.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

@heirofspades Note how you said nothing about my ability.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

By being /REALLY/ fucking good at the whole wrestling thing. Your favorites should try it sometime.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 @heirofspades]

How is this man...a champion at allllll

[NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news @nodqdotcom]

MJF says "you’re the f*cking worst" if you are actively rooting against AEW existing:

"AEW matters not just because it exists, but because of how it exists. Listen … if you google me, I think it says I’m 5’11” — but we all know that’s horsesh*t. I’m like 5’8″, guys. And this is a place where, simply put, a 5’8″ Jew can be world champ. If you know wrestling history then you know that’s a big deal and why.

So while I welcome anyone being critical of AEW (God knows I am)….. if you’re actually actively rooting against us? Against us EXISTING? Guess what, you’re the f*cking worst. You’re rooting against workers. And that’s the truth."

(The Players Tribune)

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Mess with the Devil, you find out you’re not on his level.

Not a single person walking the face of this planet can lace my boots, and that’s a goddamn fact.

I’ve got nothing to say about Briscoe, nobody cares, go conglomerate or whatever.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

No, being the AEW World Champion makes me the greatest wrestler going today.

You being you makes you.. a loser.

[heiress of 1000 holds. ୨୧ not karmen petrovic @SinLeavesAMark]

trust … beating darby allin does not make you the bees knees.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

.. what championship do you have again?

[heiress of 1000 holds. ୨୧ not karmen petrovic @SinLeavesAMark]

you’re / definitely / not better than me.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

I don’t see any.

[heiress of 1000 holds. ୨୧ not karmen petrovic @SinLeavesAMark]

sorry, i was just taken aback by the lies.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

What’s up, buttercup?

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

Going to send this bum right back to the irrelevant corner he came out of.

Hell, I don’t think I’ll break a sweat, really.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

#AEWDynamite
LIVE, 8/7c, TBS & HBO Max
TONIGHT!

AEW World Championship
@The_MJF vs @RUSHToroBlanco

After MJF was confronted by the red hot RUSH on Dynamite, El Toro Blanco will lock horns with the Devil for the AEW World Title, TONIGHT!

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

Gonna murder this dork.

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

Once again folks, watch AEW Dynamite. That’s every Wednesday on TBS.

[WWE @WWE]

Brock Lesnar DEFEATS Oba Femi in ITALY!! 💪

The BEAST is BACK!!

#WWEClash

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

Watch AEW Dynamite. That’s every Wednesday, by the way.

[Sportskeeda Wrestling @SKWrestling_]

"Only 8 men in the history of wrestling have been 3-time world champions by 30."

- MJF
#AEWDynamite

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

Three times, baby. Woo!

[Watch me get a threepeat. ❍ @The_MJF parody. @DevilGetsHisDue]

I don’t give a /shit/ about Rush, so I’m not promoing.

The guy couldn’t sell me a fucking burger in a drive-thru, let alone on being a tough guy, or world championship material, or whatever other BS he’s trying to shovel out.

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

People finding out the PPV buy rate acting shocked.

I don’t give a fuck if you “like me”
Time to Get down and bow to the biggest name in this business, Big Hebrew.