Hank

Libertarianism, basketball, baseball, and football. Go Suns! Corporate minion. Former lawyer.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

Nothing cures an ailing offense quite like a round of Zack Gallen.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

@gatercane The glasses. 😍

[Hank @DevilPhx]

I’m gay and this seems way too gay even to me.

[Consider Arizona State @ConsiderASU]

TAMU HATE WEEK STARTS NOW 😈🔱

[Hank @DevilPhx]

At least the DBacks are consistent.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

When you score three runs in three games you should probably be happy that you managed to win one…

[Hank @DevilPhx]

@shoewizard59 The Padres have been busy all week trying to prove you wrong.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

I used to fantasize about things like this. Lol

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact.

In Britain they conduct naval battles of radio-controlled sailing ships.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

Them toddlers ain’t gonna eat themselves.

[ｋｙｓ ( ´ ω ` ) @DonosCho]

@kikisknees

[Hank @DevilPhx]

Drake fuckin blows.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

You cannot reasonably expect to beat good teams if you offense is reliant on Barrossa, Nootbar, and Kepler. I don’t think any of them belongs in a major league roster, let alone having all three in your lineup.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

When does Ketel Marte get back from vacation? #dbacks

[Hank @DevilPhx]

@GreenPlusAnE @MattWelch @washingtonpost Truly wealthy seniors pay more into Medicare than they get back, because of IRMAA. And folks earning less than $100,000 receive a far higher multiplier. Finding the right balance is a worthwhile discussion, but this is pretty misleading.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

I just finished washing the windows. Rain is now guaranteed.

[NWS Phoenix @NWSPhoenix]

Storm chances return to the area late afternoon through this evening. A few storms could be strong to severe with winds being the main threat. Moisture will be fairly limited, so heavy rainfall is not expected to be much of a threat. #azwx

[Hank @DevilPhx]

The Cardinals seem shitty.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

I have deferred contracts and I need cash now! Call JG Wentworth…

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Mark Walter has been looking for cash to fund billions of dollars in loans for months, and he isn't just trying to sell his sports assets.

According to @Ourand_Puck, Mark Walter engaged Charter Communications to see whether the company wanted to exit its local TV deals for the Lakers and Dodgers several years early in exchange for a lump-sum payment, but those talks went nowhere.

The Dodgers currently have one of the best local TV deals in sports — 25 years, $8.35 billion for an average of $334 million annually — but Walter was willing to exit the deal early in exchange for upfront cash today.

That's crazy.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

@NimbusStorms The foundation system looks a little sus. Maybe only an EF-3. 🤣

[Hank @DevilPhx]

Saw a Waymo pull out into oncoming traffic and block traffic trying to make a left turn and then finally cut out and drive 100’ on the wrong side of the road to get where it wanted to be. It was a little terrifying.

[Hank @DevilPhx]

MerrillKelly…

[Hank @DevilPhx]

I did. I had a Great Grandmother born in 1887 who lived until I was around 20.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Just out of curiosity, who out there has spoken with someone born in the 1800s during your life?

[Hank @DevilPhx]

Welp. 2 out of 3 in Atlanta will have to do.