theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid

Swipe left and go to hell

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

@prospect_park did you turn off all the water fountains in the park and forget to tell everyone? #werethirsty

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Semi serious question but why do mouth breathers still exist

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if u sexy stfu

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Status: trying not to get trampled at penn station at 5:15pm

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

I love watching all these regional managers and sales people fall in love #LoveIsBlind @LoveisBlindShow

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

On NJ transit leaving NY, I’m in the quiet car, and there’s a child screaming and someone clipping their nails. Honestly I would expect nothing less. #NewYork

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

I’m really excited that POOSH is doing something that has NEVER been done before by ANY other health/wellness/beauty company. Groundbreaking. #intothegloss #violetgrey

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Every NY guy on Hinge: I’m looking for someone to tear up the dance floor at weddings with me. I’m really into karaoke bars. My Sundays are filled with sports and you must love dogs. Oh and by the way I’m 5’7, 25 YO, and live on Long Island. Hope you’re into long distance ;)

[jaime💛✨🫶 @iGumdrop]

i tried the tik tok with my cat and she’s not having it

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Looking for a man to massage my feet and give me free $500 designer shoes I have no morals #SATC

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Can someone please tell me how much Lotion costs to make? Would like to understand juuuust how much of a markup I’m paying for Kiehl’s these days #Kiehls #staymoisturized

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

I get more messages on LinkedIn than Hinge these days so ya that’s why I fuxk bitches get money

(But really go find me on Hinge)

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

All these bum ass dudes wanting an inspirational woman with hobbies and passions they are pursuing...

I’m sorry it’s 2019 right? We’re all depressed get over it.

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Living in NYC is going to your doctor and seeing a SUPREME sticker on the trashcan #NYC

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

TEAM BLAKE TEAM BLAKE TEAM BLAKE @BachParadise

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Say Secaucus 5 times fast and then go kill yourself #NewJersey

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

Life’s too short buy the Barbara Sturm serum! (Said the voices in my head) @DrBarbaraSturm

[theDevilwearsHyaluronicAcid @DevilwearsThe]

When your co-worker is going through a 4 year relationship breakup and has way too much Fukin time for work. Stop sending me emails at 10pm AMY go catch a dick

[farah brook @farahbrook]

me when a guy has a job https://t.co/dcHiphdFM2