Devin Blasius

“Never Regret Anything, Because At One Time It Was Exactly What You Wanted.”

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Apparently @BurgerKing tots are so good that they are ending relationships 🤷🏼‍♂️ (Not mine, stay safe)

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Did Netflix allow password sharing again? Or is this some kind of Christmas miracle

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

I have no idea what I’m doing.. that’s my update

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Soon is not soon enough in this case

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Lol, fuck this..

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Just had an older lady tell me I’m young and handsome. If I dead now I would be fine with it

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

I think I’ll have a toaster bath for lunch

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Some of your parents did a horrendous job raising you and you are using that as an excuse to justify actions you know are appalling.

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

“Are we compatible?”

“I looked it up we’re pretty ok”

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

I’m not pressed for the money but when you broke my shit and tried to hide it that pissed me off so yes now I want to be paid

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

@elonmusk BRING BACK VINE!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@stoolpresidente Even I paid $8, no discount

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dear @elonmusk I stormed Twitter Hq a decade ago and demanded to be verified. I was escorted out by police.I vowed never to be verified after that day. I’ve done okay without the checkmark. I guess what I’m asking is who cares about verification unless you got a tiny weeny.

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Sooo I’m just now learning that the newest generation is known as Gen A. With this new found information I will only be referring to them as the Forest Gump generation.

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

“My heart knows what the wild goose knows and I must go where the wild goose goes.” -Frankie Laine

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

@mirandaraej_ The 100 is good

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Goodnight to everyone except the people that make competition videos and don’t adjust the volume.

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Old cartoons would hit the spot rn

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

@Jadeisms is the cutest person in the entire world

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

@tushcanoe @thesoccerdood @chrisdelia That’s him for sure bro

[Devin Blasius @DevinBlasius]

Saw @chrisdelia at the airport trying to get a rental car. Fucking crazy man.