Dev

rule #1 dont play urself

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French fries taste better when theyre not yours

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I have evidence to support that chic fil a puts crack cocaine in their yogurt parfaits

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Best feeling is when u take someones photo and they make it their profile pic

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I hate when u buy pickles and them things have 0 crunch
What are we even doing here

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I have felt like i was out of time since i turned 18

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Air drop is top 3 phone features of all time

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I love when im driving down a road and i see some cars pulled off to the side fishing some tiny, hidden pond
Shit gets me fired up

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How/why do these companies think i can remember a mandatory 14 character password
The one ive been using for 15 years is 8 and thats even hard

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The mixed berry ricola's go crazy just caught myself poppin 2 at once like theyre candy

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Bro we are in row 40 in this plane why are u standing as soon as the lights come on

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Ted Lasso is top 5 tv shows of all time

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New Fantasy Tradition: Super Bowl is only Kickers/Defense

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Found out last night that the bagel button on the toaster actually does something
Thought that was there to just make us feel better or something

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There aint shit on gods green earth me and this chief keef playlist i made 5 years ago cant fix

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Casinos are just cocomelons for adults

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Honestly wish automatic car washes were longer, kinda nice in here

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If someone's political platform was anti-daylight savings i think it could turn me radically political

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The fomo be talking to me like the green goblin mask

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Phone connected to my car and maps already knew i was going get a coffee😔

[Dev @DevinChriss1]

Why do ppl race to stand up when the plane lands we are not going nowhere till everyone in front gets off