All of the founding fathers would have a bit of culture shock today. Except Benjamin Franklin. Give him a few hours and he’d have a tinder account set up.
Humiliation ritual. Bitch took half his shit and obviously finalized the divorce only after he got paid millions for his recent tv show reboot. Fucked up.
"Air conditioning uses too much electricity and that causes climate change. Instead, let's bring out a bunch of diesel-powered trucks to spray water at the peasants and increase the local humidity. That'll keep a few of them happy for an hour or two."