Devin Schwarz

Husband. Father. Game of Thrones Extra. Compulsive Liar.

[Devin Schwarz @DevinSchwarz1]

Fungalore spotted in WoW:TWW, devs may have spelled his name wrong but I know my boy when I see him.
#MBMBaM #HeHeardYourWish

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I hate to break it to you @broderick but he has been monetized. (Incidently I have tried this particular flavor and it's gross)

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@intothecast @StephenHilger @brendonbigley Stephen I HAVE to know the make and model of that gamer chair, I've been looking for a new one for ages and haven't found any I like.

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@IGN This has unlocked in me the realization that seeing Garfield act like an actual cat and not a fat old man is actually deeply unsettling and strange and I do not like it.

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@battlenet @Diablo I recall getting the Diablo 2 Battlechest in 2005 at the ripe age of 10, I was hooked at day 1. An eternal struggle began within my house as my stuck-up aunt kept deleting the game's shortcut because she found the icon "disturbing" luckily I knew how to restore it from the trash.

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@OldSchoolRS Oh my god finally! A year ago I got a Chaos Elemental pet and was PK'd literal seconds after I picked it up. I can finally reunite with my tentacled friend.

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@JagexKieren Honestly more clues would be nice, as in a larger pool of potential coordinates, anagrams etc. So that doing repeated clues isn't quite so repetitive.

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@GameSpot So glad to finally have confirmation that the entire existence of this movie was an April Fools joke, well done Sony.

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@thebestiespod The moment when you first get free roam of the house in re7 and are being chased by father and he comes bursting through a wall like a damn terminator is still one of the most jaw dropping and legitimately terrifying scenes in the series for me.

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@TaliesinEvitel Idk the actual stats but Frost Mage Venthyr felt really bad.

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@ohjefframos I like to think of a backstory as I look at the options and tailor their look to that, most recently in MHR I made a grizzled old man that I imagined was a typical adventurer, delving dungeons and whattnot before realizing in his old age that the real money is in monster hunting

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@Xephos164 @Dasmesee1 @Queenfreakinbee SNL https://t.co/1BEOLKS8Te

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@RussFrushtick The algorithm needs some work too, just because I've listened to the Hamilton soundtrack 600 times doesn't mean I want a Discover Weekly that is 75% Broadway music, I do not like showtunes I like HAMILTON.

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@thebestiespod Should these little remix/bonus games be a new standard for all Nintendo re-releases or remasters? Could something like Bowsers Fury work in a different franchise like Metroid or Pokemon.

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@thejenna This gentleman is less of a pumpernickel and more of a pump her nickel if you know what I mean 👀👀👀

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@Wowhead @mirrutatep I had to stare for like 5 seconds before I realized these weren't screenshots, incredible work.

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@TaliesinEvitel These claims are bullshit anyway, where I work, when the minimum wage went up $.50 everyone there got a $.50 raise. I work for a national chain that did that at every store. Most businesses have policies like this and if they don't it's the business's fault, not the government's.

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@heyjenbartel

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@KageSatsuki Why do cishet douchebags get to say "no homo" but there's no equivalent for normal people who want to say nice things to their friends?!

I recommend "no subtext" but even that seems to imply LOTS of subtext so idfk :(

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@JustinMcElroy Not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but if not it's a crime:

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

It is the most delightful, uplifting, fascinating, incredible film I have ever seen.