Devious Skooma

Writer of the Devious CYOA series and Kai's Story.

My Throne:

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Reminder that the only thing you should compete with is what's holding you back.

Don't compete with influencers. Don't compete with youtubers. Don't compete with television personalities.

You don't need to make every meal/play every game/whatever like there's a camera on you.

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I built my Miis a second Tomoria so they can say "Let's not go to that one, let's go to the good one."

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@CoolchouZhao Had I and my brave trainers been there, we would have saved her.

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@dsoan36 What are you talking about that is very clearly an entirely normal human nun.

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@Kekel0212 Bitten by a radioactive Canadian.

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The absolute audacity.

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When you feed a Mii something disgusting because what if it turns out to be their most loved thing in the world

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The contrarian nature of humanity frustrates me sometimes.

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Every medication ad is like "Eyesplodion may provide some improvement to vision! Side effects include your eyes exploding."

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When you sneeze so hard you get a little lightheaded for a second

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@kkayy39 This is how most manga couples work these days I'm pretty sure, they are very normal.

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Star Trek Online loyalists are wild. The game could develop a bug where it actually shoots phaser beams out of the monitor and kills people, and they'd be like "They said on the dev podcast that you shouldn't play with your head in front of the monitor, it's your own fault."

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@kumabite I've heard secondhand these are how the majority of "wet squelching" noises are made, since you can just set it near the mic and squish your fingers around in it.

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@pipkinpippa Ironic when you consider how that series draws teenagers...

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Can't believe they translated Tomodachi Life into British.

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@StarWarsDaily_ You think Anakin ever went around the Jedi Temple trying to find someone to watch podracing with him?

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@axismakesperfec @Comrade_Waluigi As said it has its good bits and its bad bits. It has some REALLY dumb stuff (like the character who designed the Death Star) but also some really great stuff (Thrawn).

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@blacknredtext People keep trying to say Freud is discredited but then there's stuff like this.

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Grumpy old person moment but the FF7 remakes are not FF7. They're just another one of modern Squenix's mashup throw-it-all-at-the-wall action games. Throwing in the FF7 characters doesn't make it feel like FF7, just a slightly more focused Dissidia game.

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Can't believe we're getting The Wolf Among Us 2 before GTA6.

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New trailer for 'The Wolf Among Us 2'

Releasing in 2027