A friend (not me!) is always buying dip.
He can buy the first dip, second dip, third dip, or even the tenth dip.
But somehow there's always another dip.
How can he fix that?
(asking for a friend!)
I had $10,000
I bought the hype token at $75 Because it was supposed to go to $100.
But it dropped to $55, so to cover my losses, I bought MegaETH at $0.10 because it was supposed to go to $0.2. But it dropped to $0.05.
Now I have $3,000 left, I want my $10,000 back.
Last year people told me crypto was too risky.
So I moved some money into stocks.
Stocks dumped.
Then I bought gold because everyone said it was a safe haven.
Gold dumped.
Now I'm looking at crypto again.
My uncle asked me how crypto was going.
I told him I bought the dip.
He asked if I made money.
I told him I bought the next dip too.
He asked again.
I told him I bought that dip as well.
He hasn't asked me about crypto since.