Dev Machette

brand, creative, community // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast

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Me switching between brand accounts

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The content teams of the #internetinvitational need some awards - the amount of video/audio/people to cover is INSANE. The fact that it’s even a coherent story across the weekend is miraculous.

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@drjohnny__ JOHNNY LMFAOO

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waking up today !!

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god I love seeing isaiah likely in blue

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

its sunday night football in america friends

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honey, i shrunk gronk: a cam skattebo story

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I’m seeing some of yall out at the bars for the World Cup and might I recommend, you too, take a mandatory hydration break

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My latest internet speak pet peeve is everyone describing something as “whimsy” - a new shirt or hobby isn’t whimsy, it’s WHIMSICAL. It can add whimsy. It can be full of whimsy. But it then itself becomes WHIMSICAL. Am I nuts?

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these phishing scams have gotten so good I’ve started ignoring ACTUAL bills and important emails

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And one thing about me is I’m going to back @McIlroyRory every time. Posted last week and HERE WE ARE 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i would like to formally apologize to everyone i made fun of for liking golf

this is my first time ever watching it and this shit rips

i am STRESSED the fuck out lol

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NO ACTUALLY REMOVE HIM HES RUINING MY DAY

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In other news #themasters

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In other news #themasters

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“I still have a chance, everybody has a chance” FRANKIE FLEETWOOD PLS

[Freddy Doubles @freddydoubles]

Honestly kind of feel bad for the Fleetwood kid. They’ve made an 8 year old do a full blown press junket. Dude’s brain has to be in a blender today thinking about that golf shot. Good luck young, Frank. Knock that bitch on the green.

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Despite my feelings about Bryson, Kevin Hart is an absolutely hilarious caddie choice.

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why is the four logo giving survivor buff?

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

What a moment ❤️

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Bawling like a baby for gary woodland I LOVE that man

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I would do anything for an early morning Santa Barbara coffee right now. Truly peak.