Devkisaurus

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Decided to dedicate at least 5 tweets a day regarding agri biz/ F&V operations. Thought experiment hyposthesis: Twitter void maybe the best place to think out loud. Let's see.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Bro talking like every where else is Mediterranean climate. Every place has an extreme. Just because you read 4 seasons of a year doesn’t mean Indian geography should conform to it. Infact, Indian seasons are 6 not 4 go figure.

[vivan. @VivanVatsa]

Indians live a pretty dull life, geographically.

I adore a lot of things about my India; our rich heritage, innovations, art, but one thing which I innately HATE is our geographical orientation. We have no luck in that. None.

Across the country, everyone marinates in extremes. Either it’s too cold to live or too hot to bear. Too rainy to indulge or too barren to survive. There’s no balance, f**king tasteless.

We are impotent to tasting different seasons which was taught in our textbooks. We have not seen spring or autumn. This is why people who take one trip to any foreign country like Japan or Europe, and they suddenly start hating India.

Criticizing everything wrong with us. Every poor system starts to make you feel pukish. Not your fault. India is handicapped by geographical design. Nature offers no gentle middle ground here. That's just too much concentrated bad luck.

There is no mercy. India is and will always be aesthetically dull.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Should try this.. yuzu lemon paani would bang

[vikram @yammvik]

This is nothing.

I've made avocado Golgappa with Yuzu Paani and it hits spots that I never knew existed.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

@NaMura001 Dehatis will break it in a month tops

[Aashish Chandorkar @c_aashish]

A Chennai-based company’s initiative to grow popcorn maize domestically has helped to bring down its imports from 70 per cent a decade ago of India’s demand to 15 per cent currently, even as domestic production has expanded over 2-½ times.

Gourmet Popcornica has gone all out to build the country’s popcorn value chain, from hybrid seed and farmer partnerships to kernel processing, storage, supply to cinema halls and branded retail products.

@mrsubramani

[Ankit Jxa @kingofknowwhere]

Just overheard 4 women talking in a cafe in Indiranagar. No startup talk. No AI fear. No trading calls. Just pure absolute human slop- relationship family and friends. Disgusting. My head hurts.

[Mao Shichigan @weAllGonnaDye]

My mother who was a ‘Dark chocolate aficionado’ after tasting real 90% dark chocolate

[sanjeev prabhaker @SPrabhaker]

Pressure wash me kahin road hi na ud jaye

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

@lilastories @SudsG5 They been celebrating for first time since last 15yrs now

[Lila Krishna @lilastories]

@SudsG5 You forgot widows of vrindavan celebrate holi.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Owari da for IITs …

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 IITs are offering admissions for students with standout talent in sports, fine arts, culture, and science Olympiads from 2026.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Never seen a bigger grifter/clown than this guy

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bryan Johnson reveals jet lag from a flight to Australia spiked his biological age by 13 years.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Apple can’t even scoring right. Look at that chronology. Insanely shit product.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

@lilastories Can keep it as not football league tbh.. same acronym..

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

@NaMura001 Hope bbc shutters the Indian counter part

[Bielsista @pedroelchileno]

Madrid tried to take Arsenal's and City's LB, but couldn't.

It took them 2 hours to take Chelsea's though.

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

@NaMura001 Lol good luck with that

[Honeybadger @9honeybadger9]

The Auto Translation changes the whole meaning because Arabic is written right to left 😂

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

@Kitteshwar Ok saar

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Skill issue.. Applies for IRL too

[Vinayak Agarwal @Kitteshwar]

Bhai log twitter par tum log itni openly line kaise maarlete ho creepy nahi lagta thoda

[Devkisaurus @DevnaKD]

Farmers’ market is very much a need in the Indian context.
Traders literally drive farmers to brink of suicide by not paying them or paying them a pittance. But do tell me about how it is not fitting in an Indian context cos it is done in a pretentious manner.

[P @B0tti_celli]

My hate for blr keeps increasing. How is farmers market fitting in Indian context