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It's all about your perceptions..!!

[kunal @kunalekmard]

Ho skta Dharmendra pradhan ko resignation letter likhne na atta ho

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Narayana Murthy watching Indian youth protesting on a Monday morning.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Protestors mockingly applauded the Rapid Action Force when they were returning after beating the sh!t out of students the whole day

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Gujarat Police pulled a bike out of the yellow lane themselves, then towed it for no-parking violation😭💀

Security cam footage exposes the setup for towing and likely fines.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

They come up with 100s of ways to punish citizens.
And zero ways to punish politicians, bureaucrats and government officials.
Of the people? By the people? For the people?
No. Screw the people.

[Muthukrishnan Dhandapani @dmuthuk]

The average employee age at Team Skyroot is 28.

Our youth is extremely talented.

India can succeed if the government acts as an enabler rather than a stumbling block.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Crush - I love Punjabi music. Karan Aujla and Diljit are my fav

Me, the next day:

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Successful launch of India’s 1st private company rocket, Skyroot Aerospace. 👏🏼🇮🇳

[Uday @CoderUday]

I really love the way India solves its problems

-Scientists are resigning? Make rules tight so they can't resign

-Exam papers are leaking? Ban Telegram

-Roads have potholes? Say that you will bring flying busses

-Someone doing hunger strike on paper leak issue? call him anti-national

[blue @bluewmist]

normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen

[𝐒ɦυ𐓣𝗒𝗍α @Shunyta_007]

Observation Skills 🔥

[NDTV @ndtv]

🔴#BREAKING | CAG flags excess spend in Ladki Bahin scheme

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

This is class satire! 🫡

Note: It peaks at the end.

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

सुप्रीम कोर्ट में जो हुआ वह दुखद है। माननीय जस्टिस ने संयम और उदारता का परिचय देते हुए उचित ही कोई एक्शन नहीं लिया। यह बात तारीफ़ के क़ाबिल है। सुप्रीम कोर्ट का कंधा चौड़ा होना चाहिए और दिल बड़ा। इस बात को भी संज्ञान में लेना चाहिए कि समाज में न्याय को लेकर हताशा फैलती जा रही है। उसकी निष्पक्षता पर संदेह बढ़ता जा रहा है। अधिकारियों के ख़िलाफ़ कार्रवाई नहीं होती। कोई किसी का एनकाउंटर कर दे रहा है, किसी का घर गिरा दे रहा है। नागरिक अपने सवालों को लेकर कोर्ट की सीढ़ियाँ चढ़ता है लेकिन दीवारों से टकरा जा रहा है। इन्हीं कारणों से हताशा बढ़ती जा रही है। उम्मीद है, ऐसी घटना दोहराई नहीं जाएगी। यह भी कि न्याय व्यवस्था अपनी उदारता के साथ साथ विश्वसनीयता को बेहतर करेगी। उम्मीद की आख़िरी मंज़िल कोर्ट है और उस मंज़िल का बने रहना ही हताशा का इलाज है।

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Dainik Bhaskar reports a scam of ₹1,160 Cr by Madhya Pradesh govt.

Officials allegedly sold fortified govt rice bought at ₹4,000/quintal to ethanol plants for ₹2,320.

Ethanol plants allegedly resold it to rice mills for ₹2,800, and bought broken rice for ₹2,100 for ethanol production.

The mills then allegedly supplied the same fortified rice back to the govt as freshly milled stock while selling the original paddy in the open market.

They allegedly did this with 50 lakh quintals of govt rice!

Double engine 🫡🙏🇮🇳

[Himanshu  @oyehimanshu0]

I've already told grandma not to wrap food in newspaper.

[Ajay Kamath @ajay43]

If a corporator thinks it’s okay to beat up a doctor, then the next time there’s a pothole in a road in his area, is it okay to beat him?
Asking for several friends