Devo Alexander

I run. I write. I edit.
Raider Nation
NY Liberty
Oakland A’s
COTF

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

I have chills!!! Molly Seidel is my hero!

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Tried to reset my @Verizon password to pay my bill. My only option? They'll mail me a letter via USPS with instructions.

A company that sells internet. In 2026. Sending a letter. To reset a password. So I can give them money.

Cool.

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Taxes: Where did you live last year?
Me: *Gives my address*
Taxes: What city?
Me: Uhh... New York City...
Taxes: What county?
Me: Queens... I gave you my address, dude.
Taxes: What school district are you in?
Me: You have this infor...
Taxes: How often do you think about Yonkers?

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

@EmpireStateBldg @Patriots They are clearly trolling the Patriots because these are Denver Broncos colors.

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

@Commanders I'm unimpressed by this.

[Charles Robinson @CharlesRobinson]

This is one of the greatest @NFLFilms cut ups ever. 🤣🤣🤣

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Can the @Raiders sign @derekcarrqb for one week so he can beat the Chiefs and then retire as a Raider? #RaiderNation

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Hey @DevonESawa my friends and I are doing a Final Destination marathon in NYC on January 3rd! You should roll through!

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Welp… #RaiderNation

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

I hope Sophie gets voted out so I can start calling Soph Sophie! #survivor49

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Am I crazy or is that @okayfineAndy singing in that Pampers commercial?

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

@Wisdom_HQ My pencil broke

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

I love that everyone on Twitter still calls it Twitter because Twitter is one of the best names ever created and changing it, especially to something as utterly lame as "X" was the single most moronic decision in human history.

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Netflix is the absolute WORST matchmaker!

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Home Depot is officially on my shit list for being the first Christmas themed ad I’ve seen air this year. It’s not even Halloween yet!!!

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

@Nevixd @BloodRedSummer6 @Coheed Colors 💯

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Of course Cuomo pivots from illegal parking to prostitution…

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

I don’t think Cuomo is cut out for this stage. Even Curtis is outperforming him by a mile.

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Is the state of the world so bad that we are not properly mourning Diane Keaton?

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Don’t know about galactic leagues yet, but I bet Dodgers will still be the worst fan base in the galaxy.

[Devo Alexander @DevoAlexander]

Dodgers still the worse fan base on planet earth!