Dutch East India Co

pronouns are Ship & Company. Not currently accepting shipping orders.

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

Milo of Croton: A Thread by the VoC

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

“How do I block pigin tweets”

[El Racisto @cheffunk6969]

“Only female cops patrol black neighborhoods.”

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

*USAID ended*

South America 3 seconds later:

[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

On the 6th year of his reign and 80th year of his life, the American Caesar settled a skirmish with the Parthians and hosted a circus maximus on the lawn of his estate. Much rejoicing was had, although consternation was felt among his enemies, wretched dogs that they are ...

[Rusty Cage @RSTYCG]

$$$ AIPAC MONEY $$$

[Vauban Books @VaubanBooks]

“They will be green. They will be piggies. They will not care about your beautiful bird island.”

[orph @orphcorp]

Alyssa Liu went viral during the Met Gala for her rant on the state of the public perception of data centers.

"We are being manipulated into ceding the compute frontier. Data center development is vital to national security." She adds, "Karen Hao's overstimation of data center water consumption by a factor of 1000 has done irreparable damage to the nation's efforts to stay ahead."

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

Mf’s tried towing my Tesla but used summon mode to mangle him and drive off

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

@entertheunseen Any relationship between tinitus treatment songs and birdsong? Probably…

[RiverOaksGuy @Bowtiedplayer]

There are no such thing as Iranian territorial waters. The US has lawful jurisdiction over all waterways globally, by the principle of Manifest Destiny.

If you don't like that, then go build your own fleet of nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

We’ll be able to actually issue execute order 66 soon

[Zane Koch @zanehkoch]

ok actually insane paper published yesterday

a research group in Korea built a gene switch you can control wirelessly using electromagnetic fields

they exposed mice to 60 hz EMF (same frequency as your wall outlet) using a pair of large coils that generate a uniform magnetic field around the animal, for cyclic 3-day on / 4-day off pulses

they showed this could:
- activate OSK to do epigenetic reprogramming in progeroid and aged mice, extending lifespan and reversing aging markers across multiple tissues
- conditionally switch on mutant amyloid genes only in aged mouse brains, letting them separate aging effects from amyloid effects to study AD biology in a way previous models couldn't

no drugs, no impacts, just a magnetic field from outside the body

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

@CBSNews WHATS THE CHARGE? MEOWING TO A FELLOW PILOT? GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

8pm tonight:

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Dogs are Christian. That’s why Muslims hate them.

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Kristi Noem's husband lying in bed after giving her a Victoria's Secret gift card for Christmas

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

Finally found a based church, it’s been a while

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

America bomb'em Iran so they no gonna get proper nuclear one

[Severus @SeverusChud]

愛国的な鹿が、攻撃を仕掛けてきた中国人観光客を撃退することで日本を守る。🌸🦌

[Dutch East India Co @DeVoCompagnie]

@OwenShroyer1776 Breaking: Trump won’t exclude potential options (he never does)