Devonboy

Older but no wiser. Likes running, cycling, boobs, flirting and making terrible decisions when inebriated.

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@K_T_Mayers Hello stranger! Haven't seen you in a while. All good?

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Some people would pay extra for boob-smeared coke.
If you wanted to be truly evil you should have given them Pepsi

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@BlancoGoGo Its the seventh anniversary of my dad's passing today, so it's a tricky time. Being near Xmas means you never forget it

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@KMcL1993 Not fun

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

Been a while since I've been here. Life has taken a few turns
Anyone still here?

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Hope its no longer in the middle of the road, it might come to a sticky end

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 I'm sure they have deep feelings for it

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Will the owner come and rescue it?

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@BlancoGoGo @grok Never mind the wine, are you part octopus?

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Yep, I've had a dodgy link from her with just my name written next to it. Looked a bit suspicious so I didn't open it.
If she'd sent boob pics I might have been an easier con 🤣

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Must be 🤣

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 About 8-9 hours driving depending on traffic

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 I'm ok. Suffering summer maladies but I'll survive.
Heading your way on Friday, gotta go to Heathrow to drop sister off. Long day

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Is Manze's still going? Used to go there with my dad a lifetime ago when visiting my granddad

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

I spend too much time thinking with my dick. It makes very poor life choices.

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@sparkletits76 Enjoy the day. New horizons ahead!

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

Post-trail run beer to watch the sun go down... Very nice 🍺

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@EyesBoobsBanter Beige is rarely flattering...

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@EyesBoobsBanter I find it hard to believe that any garment would make them look bad!

[Devonboy @Devonboy1380]

@alittlespoonH You forgot the hair! Mermaids always have super cool curly hair!
We're going to need some big scallops to make the bikini top too! 😁