Devon Clements

5th Grade D.A.R.E essay contest winner. just here to retweet. He/Him.

[Devon Clements @Devonclements13]

*some contrarian asshole in streetwear

[nathan 🪏 @nathanrobii]

digger spoilers without context

[chloe 🦋 @ChloeNumberIII]

"level 4"

[s🎞️ @cinephilishh]

walking out of digger and hearing “level 4”

[Sumeet @sumeet_ssb123]

Scene of the year

[CODED @IJCoded]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Me: “I can’t wait for hockey season!”

Also me watching my team go 0-for-5 on the power play in the first game of the season:

[The Bigg Katt @TheBiggKattt]

#hangthebanner #seakraken

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”

[𝓵. @belovedfrodo]

had to go home early from work today because everything was starting to feel like this

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying

[robert👻 @filminquisitor]

when the cringy coca-cola ad comes on at AMC and you just want to see nicole kidman’s ad

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

I never want to hear about "cancel culture" again.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

let me clear some things up about the odyssey