devon litster

bring your own sunshine ☀️

[devon litster @Devonevalitster]

Does pizza pizza deliver to pillow forts? Asking for a friend

[devon litster @Devonevalitster]

@IvankaTrump #CountEveryVote #MailInBallots

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

The bottom line is that the president and some of his prominent supporters are trying to convince you that there is something illegitimate about legitimate votes being counted.

[devon litster @Devonevalitster]

It’s so hot out that when I went to the gym, I counted getting dressed and pulling those tight ass clothes onto my sweating body as my cardio

[11:26am @toxic0001726]

you deserve someone who’s gonna treat you like you matter everyday. not just when it’s convenient for them

[taylor @taylorretter]

sunburns are extremely humbling

[brenna @humanbrennapede]

Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east, bro. You’re gonna look at me and tell me that I’m wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble. Grow up, bro. Grow up.

[tuna’s time capsule 📦 @_tunabelly]

me trying to get the cat
the attention of
a cat on the street
by clicking, kissing,
whistling, and
shhshshhshs-ing

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can’t believe smash mouth wrote “judging by the hole in the satellite picture, the ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the water's getting warm so you might as well swim” 20 full years ago and some people still aren’t taking climate change seriously

[♥︎ hannah @shybunni]

me explaining
my love for my
cat and how i
would die for him my cat

[devon litster @Devonevalitster]

Can’t wait to suffer

[devon litster @Devonevalitster]

Things my room is currently hotter than: the surface of the sun, Sauron's eye, the inside of a pizza pocket, and Satan's asshole.

[Megan @megan1679]

My official review of tonight’s #GameofThrones https://t.co/fcuW4qqqdI

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

my friends when im trying to isolate myself:

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

“haha no worries!”
- me, incredibly worried

[devon litster @Devonevalitster]

@anyhoIa Nah go ahead

[dee. ON TOUR @harrymoonchild]

Imagine getting to hear HOZIER'S angelic voice while ur in the subway can't relate and I'll forever be bitter