The Full Nelson

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Per capita Chattanooga, TN has the worst traffic in America and you cannot convince me otherwise. It’s impossible to ever drive through this city without there being a traffic jam. (Birmingham is number two on my list of places that shouldn’t have traffic jams that always does).

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

How much better could things become if we all avoided the temptation to actively or passively warp the structure of existence; if we replaced anger with the vicissitudes of Being with gratitude and truth?

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

I just hope both teams have fun

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

Just in case anybody was wondering

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@duhmason21 @WhiskeyRiff

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

The only thing that could redeem 2020 at this point is if Netflix came out with a movie to commemorate Steve Erwin’s life played by Chris Pratt

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@mbt82697 @duhmason21 We’ll have to make your riot gear. I’m gonna put @zack_bright8 in charge of that

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

It’s about time for Toby Keith to release a new pissed off album

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@samanthambryant @allie_haneyy You talking about @Rachel_Dianna? Bc she does that to me

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@duhmason21 The other version isn’t appropriate for the common folk

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

Legend has it if you say “not my president” 3 times in the mirror Ted Nugent will show up and whip your ass

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

If Betty White don’t make it out of this I swear to god

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

I feel like this is just like a snow day at school where you’re not in any real danger but people are just too stupid to deal with it

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

I bet trade day has toilet paper

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@chazsquatch It’s king turd

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@duhmason21 No they’re herbivores

[Travis Clifford @TravieJC]

Sounds just like him 😂😂😂

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

@Hayden_blevins8 @CamBenefield @duhmason21 Shit son that’s Jones’s Cove

[The Full Nelson @DevonNelson9]

I heard @Dsand73 cries at haunted houses this time of year. @CamBenefield