Devon Schorr

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

All these couples at the airport are hugging and crying and I'm just sitting on my iPhone texting my mom

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

@mschorr94 I'm sorry I'm just now seeing this. How do I respond? Am I tweeting right? #sorryaboutthefirenotreally

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

Because I love fruit, fuggit. #wakeskatetour #toejam #fruit #somanyfilters #wakeskate http://t.co/fmhkQxQret

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

Two creepy ginger children lurking around the store keep shooting me death glares. I think I'm about to get soul raped.

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

@mschorr94 #drugs

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

Trying to get hit by the train at Tyrone mall so I can sue them and quit my job

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

@BobbyREDIV #lazershow

[Devon Schorr @DevonSchorr]

I don't understand twitter. It's weird and I think I'm not doing it right.