Devon

everything on here is 100% a joke

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

On today’s episode of, “The European mind cannot comprehend this”…..

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@bookshelfbattle And it kills their ability to milk the franchise by having their kids carry the torch they hate the idea of natural procreation that much

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@CultureCrave @JimmyKimmelLive Well, great. Just like the movie, now Trump won’t be president but king instead. Way to go Jimmy!

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@BiancoDavinci @jojimbo_ Mountain lions just start camping the bridge 😅

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@KmaFr_ *being incompetent

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Yeah man, you're just like the rest of us.

I mean, who hasn't received a presidential pardon from their dad, avoided serving a day in prison in their life despite multiple Federal gun charges and irrefutable evidence of illicit drug use, got paid millions of dollars for throwing some paint on a canvas, and served on the executive board of a Ukrainian gas company?

What you are is a walking indictment of America's oligarch class, who to this very day continue to insist that they're struggling against the elite while refusing to admit that's exactly what they are.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hey Chicago Bears Fans,

Your blood is about to boil reading this:

I just did some research. The state of Illinois has spent over $2.5 BILLION on free benefits for illegals last year.

At the same time Illinois Governor @JBPritzker was telling the Bears there’s “no money” for tax relief on a new stadium.

Let that sink in.

For $2.5 billion the state of Illinois could have PAID for a new stadium for the Chicago Bears.

Instead, they spent it paying for lavish benefits for aliens, while running a $3 billion deficit and losing a franchise they've had for over 100 years.

This is what Democrat priorities look like. They hate you and will destroy your state for power.

[Nahuel Hilal @nahuelhilal]

Lost a $3k jewelry order last week.
Got the "Delivered" confirmation. Went to check. Nothing there.
Pulled the camera footage. Mailman sets it on top of the mailbox, takes the photo, looks both ways… and takes it back with him.
Called USPS. Two minute wait I'll give them that. Filed the investigation. Local office calls me, very confident: we spoke to the carrier, package was delivered.
I didn't mention the footage. Not yet.
"Tell him I can send the video."
Two hours later, package at the door.

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@SteveRvs @John_KernanIND @Tomko_1 Bet you never leave Carmel lol

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.

Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won’t be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response—the only response—is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.

It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody—nobody—should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

One might wonder why Newscum's team would post something so idiotic, but it makes sense considering they've never actually seen a project completed. It's a foreign concept to them.

[La Jolla Populist @liberscravola]

I was wondering why are they making a big deal about a job that will be finished in under a month then it hit me, confession through projection. If the CA dems ran this project it would take months or years. They fully expected a empty pool all summer at the peak of DC tourism. The idea it would be done on time never even entered their minds.

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@RealEmirHan No they thought they could ride the tonal shift The Dark Knight brought on Hollywood and it was hit or miss

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@angelaganote Maybe they’re getting their guns from the Sikh mafia in Greenwood you reported on. Need a journalist to follow the dots.

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@Indy_reporter_ @angelaganote And FBI Indianapolis is…. too busy at Costco?

[Iodine @photo2electric]

There is a neighborhood subdivision in Greenwood, Indiana called University Park with hundreds (yes, hundreds) of trucking companies owned by Sikh Indians. These Sikhs are now shooting and killing each other in gang related (Lawrence Bishnoi Gang) violence over trucking disputes.

[Devon @DevonWa1]

@MarioNawfal @IdeaFactory6969 Shut it down. It’s an illegitimate body.