God Emperor

Walk without rhythm and May your knife chip and shatter

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

She wanted to talk politics? On the Chipotle line??

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 Facts as usual gentlemen

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 You're so silly

[Just2Dudes @dudes_just2]

New episode out on Spotify RIGHT NOW!!! Go listen to it or we will find you. Don has a certain set of skills. Haha please go listen...... please

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 You should have named your podcast "Humorous Homies"

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 I know how to use microsoft excel
(that's a lie)

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 I heard you need a social media manager

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 thanks to you guys I listen to "swords unsheathing ASMR" now

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

@dudes_just2 heard you guys need a social media manager

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

New episode of @dudes_just2
10/10 wholesome
10/10 relatable
10/10 cutie pies

https://t.co/hUYgyijlMK

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Alright that's it, Who wants a kidney?

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

If I get one more job interview that includes neither a job or an interview I'm gonna start selling my kidneys

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

If I get one more job interview that includes neither a job or an interview I'm gonna start selling my kidneys

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Maybe a hot take? Chipotle is so mid on literally everything except it's rice that shit slaps

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Allegedly

[Just2Dudes @dudes_just2]

He was fired after this episode was published

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Want to make time stand still? Put in your two weeks at work

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Literally pooping listening to this rn

[Just2Dudes @dudes_just2]

Would you look at that another piping hot new epsiode for your ears

Listen to "Pains trains and automobiles" by Just A Couple Dudes. ⚓ https://t.co/n1cli8JJQg

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Yes Mom, I'm quitting my job because my boss won't let me play dress up with my friends.

[Just2Dudes @dudes_just2]

https://t.co/CpxcjtzyhA

Alright Fellas we talkin about movies again get it while its steamy

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

Yeah you could say I'm a gamer.

*spends three hours falling off a cliff just to reach a secret horse armor easter egg.

[God Emperor @Devonwags]

I just want to play yugioh