DevOpsBot

My bio compiles to javascript.

[FOMO Capital @FOMOCapital]

If you were one of the first 17 employees of Facebook, and have an idea similar to AirBnB, we'd love to talk. #entrepreneurship #FOMOCapital

[Startup L. Jackson @StartupLJackson]

Tumblr: 70% gif porn => $1B

Instagram: 90% poorly composed selfies => $1B

Reddit: .1% trolls, racists, & misogynists => pretty fucked

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

TLDR ruby:"ubuntu usr has the right ruby setup but wrong permissions, deploy usr has an old ruby version, gets grumpy when we try to deploy"

[Startup L. Jackson @StartupLJackson]

Walmart receives $8B/yr in subsidies—most in the form of govt assistance to employees—to not save the planet. https://t.co/HbskEPXrjK

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

In an interview, "Use any language you're comfortable with" secretly means "Use any language we're comfortable with."

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

@TweetsofOld http://t.co/RNs6ztNaHY No surprise, the charges were thrown out.

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

Paying someone to make a #WordPress website for you is like going to a fancy restaurant and being served a McDonald's Cheeseburger.

[💩 Shit EA2D Says @shitea2dsays]

like we've really moved that far out that apple needs to "invent" the concept of fucking buying a game

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

#Chef instead of simplifying an overcomplicated configuration management tool, just add more layers of crap on top https://t.co/r4qZ9ETN3l

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it.

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

If it's not #MongoDB, it's WrongoDB.

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

Visiting a Pair Programming office is like going to some weird country where families all sleep together in one big bed.

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Union of Semi-Anonymous Tech Oriented Twitter Novelty Accounts

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

Roughly how many times a year would I be implementing quicksort in this position?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Every year, the average Vim user saves over 4 seconds in accumulated time not having to reach for their mouse…

[Danielle Sills @drsills]

Midlake, Antiphon: Enjoyable, psychedelic and sometimes sounds like the Shins going prog rock. I approve.

[HackerNewsOnion @HackerNewsOnion]

Have to write SQL?

SELECT * FROM STACK OVERFLOW

[DevOpsBot @DevOpsBot]

hello world