DevoStripes

Petty but harmless

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Streaming was a mistake

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: https://t.co/vbvHjsGjXV: “Who haven’t you interviewed that you want to interview?”

Bill Maher: “Ironically, mostly Democrats — because they’re such p*ssies they won’t come on the show … Democrats are p*ssies about going anywhere that they’re not already pre-adored.”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Google just quietly changed their map of LA by using old pre-fire satellite imagery

LA's election is in 2 weeks

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Why can’t he live in his actual home, Karen?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

UPDATE: Google is claiming a “technical issue” caused the maps to restore old imagery from before the LA fires

How convenient!

Right before the mayoral election.

How come these “mistakes” always go one way??

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

It’s set in a men’s prison…….

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[Cassandra @TheRedTrunkShop]

Hop in, we’re going to LA to vote for the homeless guy

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

My house burned down. I lost everything. I can’t rebuild. As a 42 year old man with 2 kids, I’ve had to move into my parents’ house, and I’m getting attacked for that? This is journalism? This is why no decent people ever get into politics. This is why you only have goblins running everything. God help you if you try to make things right for your community…if you lose your entire town, “journalists” mock you for not making your kids sleep in the toxic dirt on your burned out lot. Who raised you, dude?

[NN @NnPnemck]

Whenever I am sad, I watch this video and it immediately makes me feel a little better.

Trump’s face here will never not be hysterical…😂😅

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

26% of dog ownership is putting their ears back in the correct position.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Spencer Pratt: I’m gonna remove the homeless druggies from in front of your kids’ elementary school, let you rebuild your homes, and arrest criminals

Karen Bass: Taxpayer funded teeth for meth heads

Nithya Raman: I’m gonna ban BBQs

How is this even a choice

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

My husband saw me before vs after

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

While Karen Bass is worried about getting meth-heads new grills, the LAFD has 3 dozen LESS firefighters than we had when the Palisades Fire hit. Folks, you need to vote like your life depends on it, because it does.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Hot take:
You don’t hate working.
You hate:
• Commuting
• Meetings that could’ve been emails
• Being underpaid
• Office politics
• Zero time for yourself

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me”