Epsilon-7

Space Robot Wizard. Monotone. Voidwalker. FWC. Stuck with Belus and Dion.
#destinyrp

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//I have less free time and energy compared to my older days, so don't expect me to be THAT active

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@ChiefCanuck @COGGeartheGreat 2 years go by pretty damn fast

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@ChiefCanuck @COGGeartheGreat What Josh said

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@ImOxalyde //I'm trying but I'm also not

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D- "Let's just go before I find my less shitty Hand Cannon."
"Try not to die fellas"
The old man cackled a little before hacking like a chain smoker.
B- "Now what?"
D- "Let's go ask 'Zelvula'."

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D- "I regret giving a racist old man a gun."
"What do yall care about yer 'friend' for anyways? Robots ain't got feeling."
B- "This one can feel anger. I SHOULD pop you one."
"This ain't yer turf, you can't so shit. And I'm armed. Yall ain't got yer light either."

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B- "Not too shocking."
"He was walkin over that aways, kinda to the left o that there shard. That space ball chunk."
D- "And do you know what said before he left?"
"I ain't gonna remember all the details, ya rusting speak n spell."
B- "We didn't pay you for insults."

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"He's in a bit of a bad way. Face scratched to hell, missin an eye. Spent a lot o his time around that Zelvula guy. One o them blue people."
D- "Wrap this up, I'm feeling impatient."
"Bout a week about, he shouted somethin and wandered off."

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D- "Fucking figures....fine. You have have this shitty Omolon thing I found."
"I'll take it. Now, abouts yer friend. He was here."
B- "No shit."
"Never really spoke to nobody. Walked around like he was always half pissed or something."
D- "That's him alright..."

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D- "So you want our guns too."
"Ya Guardians always find the best guns. Can't hog it all to yerself."
B- "What kind of gun..."
"Maybe one o them pistols you alls is using. Big revolver types. Small and powerful."
B- "Dion, I don't have any Hand Cannons."

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D- "Fine. But you owe me a favor for this."
B- "Captain Pissoff..."
"Very nice. But Imma need more. Prices went up."
D- "You piece of...NO. FUCK YOU. NO."
B- Groans "What ELSE do you want."
"Fallens a bit of a threat out 'ere. Might need to defend myself..."

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B- "You don't need a collection, that's what's wrong with them."
D- "And I shouldn't bring up all your pictures of-"
B- "Ah. No. None of that. Uhh....60/40?"

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B- "Well I don't have 100,000."
D- "Shouldn't have bought that new Sparrow then..."
B- "Piss off, I needed a new one."
D- "You scratched the last one. You could've buffed it out."
B- "Maybe if you stopped buying cloaks, you could pitch it."
D- "What's wrong with my cloaks..."

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"I already told you ATMS ya gotta pay up."
B- "Christ.....fine. How much?"
"100,000 Glimmer."
D- "No."
"Fine then. Yer friend can die all alone out there."
B- "Fucking...Dion. We split this 50/50."
D- "I'm not paying this scam artist."

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"Information is a...commodity. And I can charge you twos. Cus I saw yer blue friend."
D- "Great. The first lead we get all week is some crotchety old slime ball gouging us. Phenomenal."
B- "Speak or you will never speak again old man."

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"Over 'ere."
A dirty old man sat on a box in the shade, hidden behind the barn.
"Heard yous tin cans was lookin fer one o yer robot friends."
B- "And what's it to you?"

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D- "Alright Belus, you find anything?"
B- "No...."
D- "This is fucking ridiculous. An entire rotted out farm full of homeless people nobody knows anything. I call bullshit."
B- "Quit yelling asshat. I'm standing right next to you."
"Pst"
D- "The shit?"
B- "Where did-"

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@ImOxalyde //Ass

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@ImOxalyde //Shit

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//Sue me.

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//I don't like Osiris's feathers.