Devrie Donalson

Wit-forward, word slingin' ninny. Just doing my best.

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

Have you ever spent an entire day anxiously trying accomplish a critical task, only to have your brain announce “Okay, now I’m GONNA DO and NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!” at, minimum, midnight? If not, 10/10 recommend. It’s 🤌🏻.

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

I am both Patrick’s “Simply the Best” and David’s “Simply the Best” and I will not explain myself.

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

1. Woke up to great news, I am not a struggling millennial deeply in debt, I am a MILLIONAIRE.

2. Why is Mitch McConnell the “see also” here?

Shivansh, why you gotta be like that?

*honorable mention for the phrase “took birth” which I will be using exclusively from now on.

[Amy Collins @askamycollins]

I am SO excited to announce that I am now representing this amazing talent. Welcome to #teamtalcott @Devriebrynn!

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

@JonesTheSteam72 HEY it’s still alive we’re getting used to each other

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

twitter is my new pet! a small chatty bird i have to feed once a day! i'm thrilled!

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

Any woman who eats a croissant and doesn’t spend the next hour playing Find The Flakes in My Hair™️ is not to be trusted.

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

@disneysaraann delusion

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

@alyssamortonn for throwing lemons at strangers on the dance floor. Actual lemons.

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

@disneysaraann we can bind so much stuff. Wrap it all up.

[Devrie Donalson @Devriebrynn]

@alliemegs @SkylerSamuels Guys, wait, can I play? I'll bring the wine. 🍷🍷🍷