Dev

happy to be here folks. ⚾️

[Dev @Devv_6]

Last night I went to Ducktown for happy hour after work. But can someone tell me why I didn’t get home until 6am and I have a new tattoo.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Yeah, sorry I’m late for work. I was watching opening day hype reels in bed for 45 minutes.

[DFAntastic @PhillyTradesman]

The Phillies new hitting strategy: separation anxiety.

Hit a HR & you can be back with your friends ASAP.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Landed in Philly 12 mins ago and I already saw 41-33Win vanity plate.

[Dev @Devv_6]

I’ve been 27 for one day and I’ve had heartburn the entire time.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Getting older means realizing that your parents are the bad drivers that they complain about.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Today, my best friend went day drinking with my parents. I’m so glad that my besties are besties.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Nothing makes me feel the same way as opening day of baseball does

[Dev @Devv_6]

I don’t know who needed to hear this, but pitchers and catchers reported.

[Dev @Devv_6]

My favorite thing about flying back to California is having to explain to TSA why i have two dozen bagels in my carry on

[Dev @Devv_6]

Happy anniversary to my favorite story and most embarrassing tattoo.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Last night I went to Ducktown for happy hour after work. But can someone tell me why I didn’t get home until 6am and I have a new tattoo.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Not me, a 26 year old adult woman panicking in the grocery store because I lost my dad.

[Dev @Devv_6]

All I want is a barrel pickle from a nice little corner deli

[Dev @Devv_6]

Today, a man cut me off in traffic. His license plate, from Pennsylvania. Somebody wanna let me know why I moved all the way to California and still have to deal with Shoobies.

[Dev @Devv_6]

@dereksteez @ohheyannax3 sacramento

[Dev @Devv_6]

Today I had to explain what a Wawa is to someone and honestly it’s hard.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes

[Dev @Devv_6]

@Gre_Weezy You won’t

[Dev @Devv_6]

For those of you posting videos of your dogs unwrapping their Christmas gifts, keep it coming.

[Dev @Devv_6]

My dad always mails me wrapped Christmas presents, which is so sweet. But this year he and my step mom mixed up packages by accident. My 4 year old nephews gifts are now in California. So basically, if anyone needs a new hot wheels track, hmu.

[Dev @Devv_6]

Me to me: “no more spending money today”

Also me: *buys Steve an assortment of gourmet steaks*