Devin Weiser

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

We can do anything when we come together! @Budweiserusa https://t.co/NqgZguabSU

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Game 6

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

Barts surgery https://t.co/eF7taQ27Wc

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Don’t care if I’m rich.

You can’t buy cool.

Got that in the bank, you guys.

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

The “joker” was a solid flick and a great boost of confidence.
Nothing makes you feel like you’ve really got your shit together like watching some dude lose it for two hours

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

Contrary to popular belief, chicken shit isn’t scared of anything

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

@Toucherandrich that smashing room idea is ripped from the show delocated ten years ago, homeboy opens a business called the rage cage cause some idiots spills a drink on his dynamite new pair of slacks

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

How to get a Netflix special the hard way: do stand up for a decade
The easy way: be a serial killer

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

If the @NHLBruins sweep the canes I volunteer to be “that guy” who gets the Stanley cup tattoo before the series even starts. Some dudes just like to live that BadBoy (livin’ On the edge) lifestyle

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

You think pickles are good? Try a pickled cucumber and get back to me about how dope that shit was

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

Unpopular opinion: I think game of thrones stinks and I do not care for it at all. Sick of hearing about it, end already

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

“ The 99 is a fine gourmet eatery disguised as a chain restaurant.” - Guy Fieri

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

@balanceandcomp Bigger venue in Boston. Went to get tickets a half hour after they went on sale and were gone

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

Run The Jewels - A Christmas F*cking Miracle (Official Music Video) https://t.co/j2tv2a4DFX

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Just like most 100% pure beef studs, I've become aroused in public many times. At a public pool, KFC, the mall, etc. But I always keep it to myself. Can't just blurt out "MY PEENER IS CHUBBED" and whip it out like some Hollywood pervo, you guys.

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

I might go to @deafheavenband at Fête Ballroom in Providence, RI - Nov 2 https://t.co/0WhYsuwlRu

[Devin Weiser @Devvycakes]

@billburr it's truly amazing how you manage being a stand comic, husband/father, and coach those buffalo bills all at the same time. You're a busy dude Billy freckle tits

[Toucher & Hardy @toucherandhardy]

RETWEET if you think ESOTERIC should win Toucher & Rich’s 98 MILE and have $10,000 donated in his name to @LLSUSA! #98MILE @TitosVodka

[Toucher & Hardy @toucherandhardy]

RETWEET if you think ROCK N ROLL MIKE won this round of Toucher & Rich's 98 MILE! #98MILE @TitosVodka