dev waps

she/her. mental thrill. settler/reconnecting Mohawk. ex SWer. AuDHD. Harm reduction advocate.

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@MattMaeson Matt- I’m a beat down, washed up son of a bitch. Unfortunately I don’t have any cigarettes and only have $8 in my bank account. But ima be damned if I let it keep me down and from asking you if you happen to have a spare ticket for your July 19th show in Buffalo?

[dev waps @DevWaps]

From now on when people ask me how my autism presents I’m just going to start showing them this pic and tell them I once had an itch on my foot and I obsessively scratched it until a layer of my peeled off.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[Toronto OPS @TorontoOPS]

We are learning in real time the horror show closing safe injection sites has caused!!! People ODing on sidewalks in parks, public. EMS calls are at 2056 right now and in the same time period last year they were 958!!!! There’s a reason why we listen to experts and not columnists

[Pop Base @PopBase]

LGBTQ+ activist and icon Marsha P. Johnson died 34 years ago today.

Her body was discovered floating in the Hudson River, with her exact cause of death remaining unsolved.

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@kenanbell You 2 look like you were made for each other.

Idk how to explain it- but yall compliment each other so well

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@FlatEartherK1tt Tell mom she’s wrong about the patio barefoot. Go put your feet in the grass/dirt

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@lawandchocolate Deep breaths!!! Manifesting that it shows up for you today!

[dev waps @DevWaps]

Because his wife wanted an actual life jacket for the baby.

I wanted to scream “I told you so” in his face so bad’

[dev waps @DevWaps]

Nothing like getting into a back and forth with a dad buying a puddle jumper for his 1yo to swim in…. I recommend an actual life jack and tell him puddle jumpers teach children to swim in the drowning position. He buys it anyways..

Comes back an hr later to return it

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Funding for Planned Parenthood has officially been restored, as Republican ban expires.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This ICONIC picture will get more likes than the flag of Israel.

[A @seattleiminyou]

Nobody is cheating on me I’m not a baby mama and I’m eating fried pickles at the beach

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

This is much better

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@OrbitStudios What a gut wrenching time for everyone. I hope the pup is able to say one final goodbye to his dad. I hope your neighbour/friend is flying high and at total peace now 💟

So unbelievably sorry to everyone involved 💟

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

time for me to begin my annual, one woman campaign called:
TURN OFF TIMES SQUARE

[dev waps @DevWaps]

Whatever bug I’ve picked up- please make it go away soon. I can no longer deal with the overwhelming pain of gut rot and burps that taste like week old rotten egg when I haven’t had eggs in over 3 weeks LOL.