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she/her. mental thrill. settler/reconnecting Mohawk. ex SWer. AuDHD. Harm reduction advocate.

[A @seattleiminyou]

Nobody is cheating on me I’m not a baby mama and I’m eating fried pickles at the beach

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

This is much better

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@OrbitStudios What a gut wrenching time for everyone. I hope the pup is able to say one final goodbye to his dad. I hope your neighbour/friend is flying high and at total peace now 💟

So unbelievably sorry to everyone involved 💟

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

time for me to begin my annual, one woman campaign called:
TURN OFF TIMES SQUARE

[dev waps @DevWaps]

Whatever bug I’ve picked up- please make it go away soon. I can no longer deal with the overwhelming pain of gut rot and burps that taste like week old rotten egg when I haven’t had eggs in over 3 weeks LOL.

[dev waps @DevWaps]

My fave thing to do in the mornings when I’m feeling kinda blah is take a nice long shower and legit say outloud “today is going to be a good day”.

I might be lying to myself, but it works everytime

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@abernothing Try presidents choice white cheddar and thank me later 🥰

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@arbyshatepage I’m legit going to start making my own blended waters on hot days

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@arbyshatepage SHUT UP- I know that would be THEE most refreshing drink of water ever

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@Favwontmiss You’ll fall in love quickly. My father who hated cats said no cats in his house- until my mom and sister brought one home… it’s been over 7 years and Ozzy’s favourite person is my father. My dad refers to him as “sexy man cat”

[dev waps @DevWaps]

@MimiCrisiss Hey- if you live in Ontario or Western New York. Shoot me your address- I’d like to pay your father a personal visit.

I just want to talk

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I work in retail and have decided that- I’m going to wish all of the men that come thru my line this weekend a happy pride weekend🥰

How many men will want to fight me after this? LOL

[dev waps @DevWaps]

I’m doing this all weekend at work for sure

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

tall autistic friend who works at a deli in florida told me he’s been wishing random customers a happy pride month just to see how they react

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@Gabbrielxzn There is a solution you can put on your cat to help human allergies! Let me figure out what it’s called

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

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@NoahKahan hey so uh- can you bring @MattMaeson on tour please?

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@ReignTina Get a Wealthsimple acct

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@CourtHeelsCP24 What space was utilized and was big enough for a funeral of this size?

What a beautiful send off

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@Read_Meee Can you return stuff to stores from delivery apps? Lmao

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@rickywitdablick @PhiliDips_ This tweet absolutely fried me 😭😂😭