To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen
listen i keep telling the girls the man of your dreams is a diehard fan of a sports team that has a multi decade losing streak. that kind of faith he has in them he will have in your relationship through every trial and tribulation
*wife* how was work today sweetie?
*me, sobbing uncontrollably* so there's this orphan baby monkey in japan name lil punch and all the other monkeys are so mean to him and he carries around a big stuffed monkey that he thinks is his mama and it's so sad because he just want to b