Noho Hank

venti iced green tea with no sweetener just two packets of splenda

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

In Colorado:
“Where’s your jumpsuit from?? I love it!”
“Old Navy! $10!”

In California:
“Where’s your jumpsuit from?? I love it!”
“Oh it’s from a little boutique in downtown San Pedro called “Rose Water Rain, Trumpets in the Air.” It was $576 but totally worth it 😊”

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job

[genevieve vavance @zweigmania]

draco malfoy:

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

I know exactly who Pete Davidson should date next.

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

@BAEtonfleming I’m absolutely dead from this

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

@BrandonASouza What doordash can’t pay for a new shirt? Makin you use your own 😒

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

@BrandonASouza HAHA I lol’d at this

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

what i mean when i say i'm clubbing tonight

[mob wife titties @pedalbroad]

Please...doctor...I'm so sick....you must prescribe me....soft pretzel..

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

Just had the worst thought of my 20’s

[Emily Garbutt @emilylgarbutt]

in awe at this headline. doesn’t work on any level but they said it with their chest anyway. fair play to them

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

gonna start tweeting about family guy like euphoria

“Not Peter farting on Meg 😭😂”

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

I love Twitter

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

@hantweeted I did this! In middle school

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

Euphoria no context spoiler

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

Everyone on Twitter is funnier than me and everyone on Instagram is wealthier than me and everyone on Facebook is dumber than me so where do I go from here

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

The true appeal of Wordle is that it’s not too difficult. Most players win more than they lose. It’s a small daily win that is predictable and rarely overwhelming. What we all need more of these days are things that *aren’t too difficult*
*THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK*

[Noho Hank @DevynsTweets]

Yeah this is why I’m never truly sure what to say about my feelings on this show

[savannah @catluvr2008]

Every episode of Euphoria now feels entertaining but annoying. Well acted but terribly written. Beautifully shot but horribly paced. Complex on accident but unnecessary on purpose. Seemingly smart but actually dumb?