closed.

[closed. @DewMayhem]

I love that, when you read someone's favourite book, you can read bits and pieces of that person inbetween the lines. 💕

[dani @thesmallgoblin]

It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it.
I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out what the Cantina Theme would sound like if your instrument was a pencil. (Volume all the way up)

[Kampfzwerg @MTaege]

Das ist eine Zeit gerade..

[Kaffeecup @kaffeecup]

Weihnachtsfeiertage. Das ist die Zeit, in der die Verwandtschaft wieder fragen wird "Was, Du rauchst?" und du mit "Nur wenn das Koks alle ist" für Ruhe sorgst.

[Jesse Cox @JesseCox]

Have some porgs! Goodnight!

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

My girl opened a text to me with "Hey sorry to bother you again" and I picked up the phone and called her because we don't do that coworker email talk with each other bro what the fuck was that

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Oh no! Your Star Wars had some “inconsistencies”? So sad.

Listen here motherfucker. I saw Episode 1-3 in theaters. I sat through shit you couldn’t imagine. Jar-Jar Binks. BackFlipping Yoda. Midichloreans. Space diners. That’s right, a FUCKING SPACE DINER. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE-

[der Lehnsherr @derLehnsherr]

„Polizei rät, verdächtige Päckchen nicht anzunehmen“

Wie sieht es aus, so ein verdächtiges Päckchen?
Stehen Drähte raus?
Trägt es eine Panzerknackerbrille? Kommt es gar pünktlich?

[Das Ding mit Hut @DasDingMitHut]

Ich würde beruflich gerne diese riesigen Lego Figuren fürs Schaufenster zusammenbauen.

[James Parker @panoparker]

Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

[Alisha Rai @AlishaRai]

my @time person of the year is that bro who deleted the presidents twitter for 11 minutes

[blue @_Meerblau]

Die schwarzen Rahmen symbolisieren den Anteil an Bildern des Museums, die in der Nazizeit als "entartet" klassifiziert und vernichtet wurden. Die Verluste waren immens.
Museum für Neue Kunst #Freiburg

[Felltomate @felltomate]

Supercalifragilisticexpialifickdich.

[doogs the mushcat 🍄😺 @dexbonus]

“Hey what kind of music do you like?”
“I like when a song sounds like two characters in an indie cartoon are beating the shit out of each other”

[Kimerson @TheKimersonShow]

This has got to be the most wholesome tiddy mouse pad I have ever seen in my goddamn life lol @apocalyssart