Dan 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

Born in 99 you do the math
He/him
Father of 2 (Cats).

♡@scarajuku♡

[Cincymilla @CincyShadow]

Speaking as a former pool operator. Painting the bottom of a shallow pool exposed to direct sunlight that's surrounded by trees dark blue simply creates the perfect conditions for algae to bloom lmao.

This is the perfect exemplar for Trumps presidency.

[Ratamon 💾 @RANK10YGO]

Whoever here said "the way Souls fans act makes perfect sense when you realize they treat these games as boss fight simulators" was 100% correct. They see exploration and world design as tertiary set dressing to letting you fight 30 Malenias in a row

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

A really weird quirk of this game is that when playing the Institute route there's no evidence whatsoever that the Institute is actually doing this. A sort of bizarre deutercanonical fork where what the Institute's actual plan is retroactively depends on you joining them, or not.

[lillith (COMMS OPEN) @lillithpilled]

pomni when ragatha presses the button on the remote for her remote control prostate massager >>

[Hootcel @Hootcel]

Nigga is colorblind

[🔻egg | river to sea 𓂆 🍉🇵🇸 @TheEggpie]

Endlessly frustrating because like, honestly yes it is and thats exactly why you should be doing it

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the politics and ideology that went into the Prequels were absolutely spot on, it’s just the execution was the issue. Lucas predicting that tariffs, blockades, illegal wars, lib backsliding, and malaise would lead to American fascism via thunderous applause seems almost prophetic

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

It’s so funny to commit to wearing a suit pretty much all the time for like two years straight and then just suddenly drop this look on us

[Krayt McGraw @KraytMcGraw]

People still don't realize that Anakin's combat style completely changed when he became Vader. His limited mobility forced him to rely on powerful deliberate strikes and overwhelming new Force abilities amplified by the dark side.
The fast agile Jedi Knight was gone.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Hummingbirds can pollinate up to 2,000 flowers a day and usually live around 4 years. She likely visited around 3 million plants before floating away on one she helped bloom.

[Mak @mak_aura]

$1.1M ain't shit for 17 years.

[raddles 🗑️🐈 Trash Cat Vtuber @radraddles]

i wanna be in her amazing digital cervix

[Ratamon 💾 @RANK10YGO]

Forgot to mention I watched all of Digimon Tri back in April. Here's a quick review:

[Praise @tufpraise]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

The whole business model of basically every Silicon Valley company is to operate at a loss until they have monopoly power and then extort "record profits" from their customers.

[pOTAco @OtakuPup]

business is BOOMING, chat-

[skanks @skanks17]

At my previous 9-5 I got a cameo from flava flav in lieu of a previously guaranteed bonus and a meeting with HR when I was described as “less than appreciative for the kind gesture from my VP”

[Pixald The Second @Pixald88]

>Russian fighter vs French fighter
>looks inside
>Dagestani vs Chechen