DexterRetro

6ft3 of pure Zimbo man💪🏾, on a search and destroy mission (mining Engineer)

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When she asks me for 10 reasons why i fell for her but chatgpt isn't loading

[Vino @15x0xx]

Yeah my first breakup taught me a lot,I understand the game now 🤦

[Stop That Messi @stopthatmessiii]

When a 10/10 body turns around and the face doesn’t match

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

@shonapapi Mota ndeyebasa, suspension if used in a mining setup ndoyega yongorwadza but engine hapana chaunoiita

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

@Mr_Diabolical_ They tried Tizen.. it failed. Software support is the issue latest and popular apps the devs won't easily support that hence they stick with android, which most dev already develop for

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

@WaltJackman Under tree. Vanosota vaine chido. VemumaGarage kungoita kuti maHours akwane salary ipinde

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

@sir_nolito @eargroundtv Like yourself

[El Jay @yours__jay]

Dai Hurumende yatitendera kurova vanhu vanobhema fodya dzavo vachifamba mu town.

[Mumue💕 @dunked05]

Normal people: May I please have your power adapter?

Zimbabweans: Ndipoo head

[🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇪🇸🇫🇷 @_big17]

Teacher: Who assisted Benjamin in the bible.

Me: Deborah

Teacher: So why did you write Bruno Fernandes

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

@thaslickpastor AI doesn't have imaginative capabilities to really create and tailor designs to whats needed. Thats why it will never fully take over for now, maybe if it improves.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[Abike @Abike__001]

Delayed salary should be paid with interest

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

When your boss tells you:
We are all in the same boat:

[Max Red @Utd__max10]

Our life then 😭 Our life now 😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Get married while you are still young, because if you grow older, you become wiser and a wise person does not get married.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

people be missing out on peak fiction with their performative hate for anime

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

Pull the trigger bro 😪

[T𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖊 ✯ @OfficialTresure]

Gun to your head "Explain the CULLING GAMES".

How cooked are you 😭😹

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

@CrimeWatchZim @BarbaraRwodzi So this only applies to white tourists? Because everyone else we're getting fined mercilessly

[DexterRetro @DexterRetro]

@tino_bonde_05 Akanakira kure kunge mazowe yaDilutwa naStepmother ndochokwadi