Dexter

The names Dexter, most call me Dex..Enjoy lazy days under the table, the odd interaction and a decent brush down but if there's no effort put in don't bother!

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

“@ParisHilton: Just landed in Las Vegas. #VegasBaby ✈♣♥💰💵” Paz-hook up with @CallMeKieran..i couldn't make it this time! #MaybeNextTime

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

If a couple shadows from Hungary can win BGT then what's stopping me? #Born&Bred #ManOffManyTalents

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

@philipwaters95 been sent away whilst Ruth and Tony swan off to Ibiza..can you believe it? #livid

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Ruthys on hol and ive been sent to "celeb" bunnies holiday camp...celeb my arse! Wheres the extra greens at night??

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Been put on a diet..FML

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Tough day today. Ruth moved the rug, so it took me an hour to pluck up the courage to walk on the slippery wooden floor. Hot mess

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Alright @katenash when's this date with fluffy gonna happen? Any day except MIC Mondays is good with me...

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Another day another collar! and i tell you one thing for sure Matt and Dan only just realised Ruth loves me more #PaddyCentral

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Having an alright day. Lots of people milling around the house early on. Don't like that on a weekend. Prefer some quiet.

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Need ear plugs ASAP can't stand Dans taste in music anymore..give me Adele anyday!

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Heavy night! One too many carrot juices but Dex loves a decent party! Ruths not happy cause I slammed the cage door! #BooHoo #CryMeARiver

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Just saw my dream girl in next doors garden. Not sure she's a rabbit but i'd jump on that toosh anyday! #DexIsTheNameBallinsMyGame

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

@_Hannahx_ Alright Han, what's this Bex tells you used to have a whole hutch full of rabbits? What happened gf? #BrothersFromOtherMothers

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Need a hair cut pronto!

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

Think it must be my birthday got to sleep in the house last night, AND Ruth left out a huge bunch of summer leaves from Tesco #GETIN

[Dexter @DexterWaters]

@philipwaters95 Oi when you back? #bored