Anubis

God of Death and Mummification ||Father of Kebechet || #EgyptianMythRP #AnubxxsRP 18+

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

𝑨 𝑵 𝑼 𝑩 𝑰 𝑺

"𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉."

𝑬𝒈𝒚𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

#𝑬𝒈𝒚𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒏𝑴𝒕𝒉𝑹𝑷 || #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 || #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 || 𝟏𝟖+

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

@M0SS_VEINED //ughhhh 😩

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

//im so goddamn sleepy…

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“If I was sobek, I would have. Like pour some hummus on you and chomp chomp.

Problems solved

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ SHUT UP IT WASN'T SOBEK DIRECTLY IT WAS THEIR FUCKED UP CROCODILE CULT AT KOM OMBO .

not that i would put it past sobek to eat me . ”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Eleven herbs
Eleven spices
And if you listen closely
You can still here her bitching with every bite

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Horus at sobeks like

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“My point exactly! HAHAHAHAH”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ Anubis 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙 .

They wanted to EAT me .

And sobek is soooo meeeeeaaaaan . ”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Wep please let that nickname die with your social life…

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“Gods it must SUCK to be you”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHARE A TEMPLE WITH SOBEK .

KOM OMBO WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE I'LL NEVER FORGET . IT WAS LIKE A LIZARD RAVE ”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Wep is home?

Bitch owes me money

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Is this bitch always whining about something? DAMN. Every fucking week like a fucking Karen from the HOA

[Wepwawet @TheWolfGxd]

wєpwαwєt

“thє wσrst pαrt αвσut вєíng strσng ís thαt nσ σnє єvєr αsks íf чσu’rє σkαч”

#єgчptíαnmчthrp || 21+ || #αnuвххsrp

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“Of course I do”

[Bastet @d3adlycatgod]

“Well I was just about to head to the hot springs if you felt like accompanying me.”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“I don’t mind it when your clothes are off. Serket on the other hand just— never mind. You were saying?

[Bastet @d3adlycatgod]

“What?”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“I-

[Bastet @d3adlycatgod]

I thought you preferred my clothes off

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Don’t be scared of him.

He’s like a dog with no teeth

All bark and no bite

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Translation: stay in your fucking lane Ptah

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Even your own wife knows you can ruin this place

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Ptah the only thing you could show us is how to reach rock bottom

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

HEY HEY HEY!!

Absolutely not!! Get back here!

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

//rex please—🤣