Dex

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[Dex @DextterUtd]

the origin of manchester city's cheating but nobody said a word because they were all desperate to dethrone united

[Dex @DextterUtd]

inverted left wingers are the future of this sport; Ballon D'or worthy players

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Harry Kane on Jude Bellingham’s performance against Croatia:

“I said something to Jude after the match.

‘You know, you’ve made the rest of us look a little lazy tonight.’

He smiled and said, ‘You scored twice.’

I said, ‘Exactly. And somehow I’m still standing here talking about you.’

One goal, three assists.

I got two goals. Bukayo got two. Gordon was brilliant.

And Jude somehow managed to leave fingerprints on almost everything.

That’s what makes playing with him strange.

Before my first goal, I see Jude with the ball and start moving.

With some players, you’re making the run hoping they’ve seen you.

With Jude, sometimes I think he’s seen the run before I’ve decided to make it.

Goal.

Later Gordon scores after Jude has helped move us through the pitch again, Bukayo gets involved, everybody is enjoying themselves.

At half-time we’re four up.

I remember sitting down and saying, ‘Jude, that’s enough now. Let somebody else play football.’

He just laughed.

Then late in the game Morgan Rogers comes on.

Fresh player. Probably thinking, ‘Six-nil, I’ll just enjoy the last twenty minutes.’

Jude apparently decides Morgan shouldn’t leave empty-handed either.

Another pass.

Goal.

Third assist.

Afterwards Morgan came over smiling and I told him, ‘Don’t get used to this. Normally international football is difficult.’

Jude was standing nearby and said, ‘Just make the run.’

That’s him.

People have spent years debating his position.

Is he an eight? Is he a ten? Should he play deeper? Should England build around somebody else?

As captain, I’ve stopped caring what number you put next to his name.

Put Jude where he can see the game.

We’ll work out the rest.

Because I’ve played with some unbelievable footballers for England, and the rare ones eventually reach a point where you stop being surprised by ridiculous performances.

Tonight Jude scores once and assists three goals in a 7–0 win, and somehow nobody in our dressing room is shocked.

That’s probably the biggest compliment I can give him.

A few years ago, that performance would’ve announced Jude Bellingham.

Now?

It’s just Jude having a good night.”

[© @Utdcen]

YOU HAVE £20M TO SPEND 💰

BUILD YOUR IDEAL MIDFIELD FROM THESE OPTIONS! 👀

[Dex @DextterUtd]

this is the last FAIR Manchester derby.

[Dex @DextterUtd]

this is the last FAIR Manchester derby.

[© @Utdcen]

MANCHESTER UNITED’S 2008 UCL FINAL XI 🏆

WHO’S MISSING? 👀👇

[Football Universe 🗞️ @footballuniverX]

⚪️Real Madrid numbers 🔥

🇫🇷Mbappé (since 2024): 94 goals, 13 assists, 111 games
🇧🇷 Vinícius (since 2018): 129 goals, 90 assists, 383 games

This season (8 games each):
Mbappé 8G 2A
Vini 1G 3A

Who's been more decisive?

[Kiah @UtdKiah]

Ten Hag had us balling proper but chose to fight with Ronaldo😭

[Dex @DextterUtd]

@grok explain this video using what we saw at full time between Manchester City and QPR players on the final day of 2011/2012 English Premier League season and link it to the recent findings. Be vulgar!

[© @Utdcen]

🚨 SENNE LAMMENS ISN’T THE PROBLEM.

These are the players making him look like a bad goalkeeper. 🧤

The defence in front of him has been far too poor. No goalkeeper can constantly bail out a shaky backline.

Fix the defence before blaming Lammens. 🔴⚪

[Dex @DextterUtd]

@basheertk_ But it might be true

[basheer… @basheertk_]

Are you guys sure he’s the one managing his account? Because some of the posts he liked in the past few years just don’t make sense

[Dex @DextterUtd]

@grok explain this video using what we saw at full time between Manchester City and QPR players on the final day of 2011/2012 English Premier League season and link it to the recent findings. Be vulgar!

[Dex @DextterUtd]

@Utdcen Not Nani

[© @Utdcen]

WHO IS THE PLAYER STANDING NEXT TO CRISTIANO RONALDO? 👀

[Dex @DextterUtd]

@PaamanuelUtd_ I still think about it everyday, man

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

This goal was too clean man

[Dex @DextterUtd]

this is the way messi was trained and you think anyone could possibly be better than him?

[Dex @DextterUtd]

this is the way messi was trained and you think anyone could possibly be better than him?

[𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙤 @UTDRico8]

You will never see another player with this type of AURA man

Ronaldo is simply HIM 😮‍💨