Deyno

Royal Peasant 👑

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...Then my wife's introduction was, “Ladies, meet the man I met after you kicked me out of your group.” The entire table went silent. One of them finally asked, “So you're telling us that kicking you out of the group got you a husband?” My wife smiled and replied, “Apparently, you weren't the only ones who knew how to make connections.” I still thank that group admin in my heart.Without her, I might never have met my wife.

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@TheInsiderPaper Were they out of tranquillizers?

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@IAMRAPCHA Bro, the whole cabinet ya Somalia have Kenyan passports na they refused to give them up, somehow somewhere we fcuked up

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@Kenyans Sasa Governor akitaka kucollapse sisi wananchi tutafanya nini? He could easily summon whoever is responsible and flog them and make them plant and take care of some of those felled mature indigenous trees.

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@ZoomAfrikapic Magnitude 6 earthquake Pipeline,Huruma, Eastleigh will be a crumbling set of cards. Flats on flats

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@Kadotttt We used to hear 300-1000 cases per day. How many people walk into hospitals and diagnosed with COVID now?

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@kamauwaruhiu Uliona capitation ya primary was coming to 39 bob per kid 5 bob itabuy textbooks na kadhalika kweli. We're in the pits.

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@droid254 Ykb

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@ArapTilingi What's wrong with using electricity as an alternative energy source juu that's the only difference here.

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@gabrieloguda @edwinsifuna midusa you are surmoned, kumbe ukishiba husumgui kama maDVD na Papa

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@aurum_mind13 @abbiezuena 1.8B for each county compared to 130M each roughly for another region that's more than 10 times disparity. Not equitable at all. Hio hata hatujaguza western, hujuma

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@aurum_mind13 @abbiezuena That's still 1.8B each 3 times Central region composed of at least 5 counties

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@citizentvkenya "You don't go to the streets and expect the police to kiss you" He set the precedent and ain't no saint.

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@OleItumbi Jesus Christ, Office of Data Commissioner na KMPDU watajifanya hawajaona hii serious breach of data privacy and patient confidentiality. Swali ni je if a non-entity like Itumbi has access to this data who else is accessing our health data.

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@iaminevitabl @ed_kemboi Now use same reasoning for Thika Road na Kenol-Marwa watu wa Moyale na Ethiopia haifai walale njiani 😂

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@RealNate08 Suga suga suga

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@MediaMK Wee mzee bana huyu ni wa side ya JC

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@FirstSquawk

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@ledamalekina Senator finally decided to burrow his head in the sand

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@Mwafreeka Mwizi hawezi make effort ya kuvunja mlango na awache mac na mixer na mics. They clearly were targeting smthn that would get to you. Izah mwaf