Dez Slade

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

I wasn't worried about #coronavirus until They closed the safest place in the country: @bathbodyworks ! Place is wall to wall soap and sanitizer!

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Why not just get Columbo for the Kavanaugh investigation? He'll get to the bottom of it AND have it done in an hour!

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

That was a horrible way to end Summerfest! Hulk Hogan is rolling over in Randy Savage's grave! #SummerSlam

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

@Target I bought from the website but my fire stick came with a security device still attached. Now I'm stuck going to the store to get this thing off.

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

You are more likely struck by lightning than win #MEGAMILLIONS or #Powerball and more likely to be struck by Lightning McQueen than win both

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Not only is #PunjabiPrison easier to get in and out of than Arkham Asylum...you have to be more insane to enjoy it #WWEBattleground #WWE

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

#WWE cages are easier to get in and out of than Arkham Asylum #WWEBattleground

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

I know there's a Doctor Who -ella de Vil joke in here somewhere...

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

#TNA err #GFW : We'll see your @JinderMahal and raise you
@PrideOfMexico Alberto Del Rio Who has the most boring champ now? WE WIN!USA!USA!

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

I'm not even sure who thought the @RandyOrton v @JinderMahal in a #HouseOfBorers at #Backlash is a good idea...silly #WWE

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

And now @RandyOrton v @JinderMahal in a #HouseOfBorers ...yep going to run that joke into the ground..bury it deeper than a cruiserweight 😀

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Went to #FREECOMICBOOKDAY and spent $108...I think I did #FCBD wrong...

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

First @RandyOrton v @WWEBrayWyatt in #HouseOfHorrors then Orton v @JinderMahal in a #HouseOfBorers ...because they are both boring 😀

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Is this where I come to complain about #Wrestlemania ?

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

.@amazon must have told #Alexa not to have an opinion on such a controversial subject, especially on #NationalPuppyDay #AskAlexa

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Disney Afternoon Collection! Realizing I can play Darkwing Duck without digging out NES I made the sound little girls make when excited...

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Hearing people talk about their new Nintendo gave me the urge to get one!...but I think I missed it by 1 #NintendoSwitch #Nintendo #Switch

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Keep watching #Oscars or go to bed? Yep, bed.

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

Wow, @auliicravalho is pro. She gets wacked in the head with a flag singing at the #Oscars and doesn't even shake...PRO

[Dez Slade @DezSlade]

They could play the whole movie before these suicide squad #Oscars winners get to the stage.