Geomare ✨
My OC from my WIP novel. #ParheliaProgram
❤️ Likes: swimming, cooking, peace and quiet
💔 Dislikes: alcohol, socializing, commitment
Thank you @golightlyfinch for going out on a limb for me with his armor. ��
Me, climbing into a barstool after a long, hard day at work: I'll take my usual.
Bartender: ????
Me: The hydro homie special, on the rocks. Rocks, crunchy. Water, stirred.
So I've been on Bumble for the past two days, signed into a friend's account - she's given me full access, total control of the swiping. (She's still doing all the messaging, I'm just picking her matches.)
I'm floored at how real the dating stereotypes are. Shook to my core.
A word of advice to the people of Bumble... (The blind leading the blind, probably.)
Don't use a photo of yourself + a hot person if they look nothing like you.
We are NOT assuming they are sibling or a friend. We will instantly assume it's an ex. 🚩🚩🚩
Another Bumble observation (and question for the men in general...)
Why would you post a photo with your buddies, all shirtless, when every single one of them have 6-pack abs and you don't?
I personally do crave the gym bod, but I'm a realist. How do you possibly win here???
🦦Hello! I'm Dez. (she/her/Ms.)
🎮☀️ Game producer by day
👩🏻💻🌙 Aspiring author by night
Only here to commission artists, follow the book publishing industry, and monitor gaming debates. May or may not be seen complaining into the abyss. 🖤
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