Joseph Pasion

[Joseph Pasion @DF3_Joe]

Eating your locker key at the beginning of a workout so you can't leave til your body decides to leave

[Joseph Pasion @DF3_Joe]

@LastTourGuide Infinite burger works

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@LastTourGuide I hate that I'm at work to miss that

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@LastTourGuide I like shiori

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@ToeiAnimationAX2023

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@Mimic_Monarch I don't know if you can use those without a sentient doll

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@LastTourGuide Might as well call me Munching Organism Designed Only for Kernals

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Review of Ant Man 3:
Popcorn tasted stale probably due to it being late in the night and butter smelled a little funky. Its only saving grace was that it wasn't AMC popcorn. 6/10

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@LastTourGuide Choom

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@LastTourGuide I just messed up my lycanroc cause I didn't know it evolved at different times of the day now my dog is standing upright

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@flyteyboy @gracelovesfoodz I limp throughout my week

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Playing a playlist at work then when someone says this song sucks skipping it then saying "whoops guess recommendations are a bit weird today"

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@Mimic_Monarch Hmm I think he's louder in the other version

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@flyteyboy @gracelovesfoodz Shit slaps

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@LastTourGuide The boys?

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@captain Wordle 214 5/6 this one made me feel stupid

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@Rodrigo_Danson @flyteyboy Liquid Sword

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Yo if anyone is able to swallow an egg without cracking it like a snake DM me, I need some pointers.

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@Rodrigo_Danson Where can I sign up to give up strength for self preservation skills

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I just scraped my hand because instead of choosing a different angle to grab something out of a container I decided instead I'm gonna essentially punch the side of it to get what I need inside. Good job me