David Foster Gsellman

Endnote enthusiast.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Dear Christmas Eve Voter, I say to you: Things aren't that bad, and they'll get a hell of a lot worse under the rule of a mad king.

[@jason @Jason]

The American Economy is doing phenomenally, especially compared to the rest of the world.

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@GoodFundies Participation pennant

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@roybelly @vasdrimalitis I’ll bet the person wearing the very glaring and unappealing thing is totally normal and well-adjusted

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@MLB An entire portion of the upper deck in the 8th inning of a clincher at Dodger Stadium: EMPTY

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@awfulannouncing Pretty unprofessional honestly. Jeter should decide if he’s, now, a broadcaster first or a former Yankee first. If the latter… get him off the screen

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@DannyAbriano That interview sucked

[Steven Cohen @StevenACohen2]

Have you ever seen a game like that ? I am so proud of this team . Met fans , go out and celebrate.

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@curiosityonx I feel like I always see these vids/pictures of Saturn but not of Jupiter. Is it luminosity? The rings make Saturn more visually interesting? … or am I just looking in the wrong place?

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@JoshuaKusnick He took weekends off? Like, every weekend off?

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@mikemayer22 Lotta legends on that list

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@SteveACohen22 great win. It shouldn’t feel like it would take a completely miracle for your Uber to find you after the game. The rideshare pickup isn’t good

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@MetroNorth time to add another car to your New Haven line AM trains? Each day it’s packed 5 across in the rows with several standing room only riders. I get the ROI on a tightly packed train must be great but it’s a meaningfully worse customer experience

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@metspolice Unfollow

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@HyFlyers_GC @PhilMickelson Adrian and his Dad all the way!! Cmon, Phil, you even wrote back to his letter in 6th grade - full circle moment!

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@MBrownstein89 @JoeyVotto Coulda used that dub

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@celeBRADtion @MBrownstein89 I know this gif. What is this gif?

[David Foster Gsellman @DFGsellman]

@mtaibbi This is the opposite of insight. Just inuendo. *Everyone* deserves better than this hack

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He signed an executive order banning TikTok. It was overturned by a federal judge. He literally tried to destroy what he is now saying he will save. He will say anything to anyone right now to win this election.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

At least once a week, I think back to that time a Pennsylvania politician forgot to switch over to his burner