Joseph🧃🇵🇹

YNWA❤️🦅|| CR7 is the 🐐❤️

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Competitive international goals without friendlies & penalties:

🇦🇷 Messi: 44
🇵🇹 Ronaldo: 101

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

make sure you discuss your sexual intentions before that babe visits you.

if she gives a positive response, proceed with your intention & if she says no, keep ur hands to yourself when she visits.

this is 2026, don’t be a victim to r@pe allegation.🧏🏽‍♂️

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Whatever you do in life pray you are the head and not the tail 🙏🏽

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxiv]

If you don broke pata pata repost

[Joseph🧃🇵🇹 @Dfw_Joseph]

@Odumodublvck_ @BlaqBonez U just dey Behave like small pikin Omo fk off guy🤦 I just dey see the rubbish U dey tweet since yesterday dey shake head Omo wisen up🤦 all these Ur frustration and bitter spirit na because be lair trend pass Ur motion sickness wey U drop and people dey laugh you, just wisen up

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

you and your husband, god just use una punish us for this country

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Your babe fit dey crush on Timini openly

But the moment you talk sey Tems nyash no bad oo, una don quarrel

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

So after graduating with second class in Electrical engineering, Remi Tinubu said I should start selling Roasted corn or kuli kuli.

God I ask again, what is my offense

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

tinubu sef na olodo uprising….

[Dharper @743Dharper]

1. Signals Bruno not to pass immediately.

2. Pulls two defenders toward him, creating multiple passing options for either him or Vitinha.

3. Drifts into the defender's blind spot.

4. Tells Bruno exactly where to place the ball.

5. Instead of attacking it first time, he lets it run across his body, dragging the keeper out and opening up a better scoring angle.

6. Finishes.

E no go better for Thierry Henry 🙏🏽

[Spyder🕷️ @0Spyderr]

The saddest thing is when you’re feeling down , and you realize that there’s no shoulder for you .

[Joseph🧃🇵🇹 @Dfw_Joseph]

@nolimitire_ @wickidest_skeng 😭😭

[D O N-C O R L E O N E🥷🏿⚱️ @wickidest_skeng]

To put Ronaldo into perspective, these are the best players in the world, and three of them grew up idolizing him.

[Mide Of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

Jarvis and peller, nobody skip their videos reach me

[Joseph🧃🇵🇹 @Dfw_Joseph]

@Mounlexzyy This diomande wey I dey watch so?

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

- @mreazi

[Joseph🧃🇵🇹 @Dfw_Joseph]

@FridayyG4ML You no just wise o,till U see urself for jail continue to dey post rubbish

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

The funny thing here is that Mr Eazi might have a celebrity crush who isn't his wife but as a married man, he knows common knowledge should tell him to choose Temi because it doesn't make sense to be crushing on another woman while being married but Temi couldn't reciprocate the same energy. Just to tell you how ruthless women are.

This is what happens when you allow your wife leave the kitchen to join the average modern woman to speak at a podcast. At some point, she must ridicule you because that's how women punish weak men for giving them freedom to act however they like.

A woman telling you she has a celebrity crush is her telling you she has a man she can cheat on you with if he makes a move but men forget to understand that fact. There's no woman who has a celebrity crush that won't cheat on you if the chance presents itself.

"I’m not a looks person"

Not only is she crushing on another man while being married, she also had to rub it on his face that he isn't good looking and bro had to clean his face with shame.

Unfortunately, Nigerian men have no self regard for themselves which is why they keep settling for women who find it amazing to disgrace their partners online at any given opportunity.

Since these two started appearing on podcasts, it has been from one fooling to another. Today Eazi is talking about how pregnancy which is the barest minimum is a supernatural thing for women and they're like gods while his wife keeps reminding him she doesn't care about looks.

Two billionaires in naira, rather than focus on their business, they're always on podcast every week embarrassing themselves.

If there's something you should learn from their union is as a married man, keep your marriage private and settle for a woman who sees you as her celebrity crush.

Know this and know peace.

[𝕃𝔸𝕄𝕀 𝖃𓃵🇵🇹🇪🇬🇨🇻 @Lameerz]

I am a Liverpool fan, and Ronaldo is my GOAT. So!!!

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

I searched the word “Haiti” to see what everyone was saying about the ongoing match, and this 2016 tweet popped up. See my GOAT!