Big_Papi

Cigar aficionado, Whiskey connoisseur

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

@Rangers__Nation Time for the Rangers to start brainstorming on cheesy motto/slogan and over-priced footlong burrito/hot dog/burger for next season. 😑

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

@GregAbbott_TX Why don’t you abolish property taxes first like you promised??? More lies to get what you want and line your pockets with money that’s supposed to go towards education.

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

@GregAbbott_TX Stop playing the shell game with vouchers. ABOLISH property taxes FIRST then look at vouchers. Stop catering to your billionaire sponsors. It’s disgraceful.

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

@dallasmavs @TIAA Stop with the Luca smear campaign. Grow up and move on. You guys are bleeding fans every day. #FireNico

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Climatologists theorize global warming was dangerously accelerated by the heat generated from the Hall and Oates H2O album over.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It took a while to tabulate the results, but I’m pleased to announce we now finally have a winner for 1977’s Father of the Year. And it was clearly the right choice.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

What did Walter Payton do when he had the flu and a 101-degree temperature? He ran for 275 yards because he was Walter Payton is what he did.

[Cigar Aficionado @CigarAficMag]

The premium cigar industry is ready to declare victory in the fight against FDA regulation.

This afternoon the United States District Court for the District of Columbia ruled to fully vacate the Deeming Rule as applied to premium cigars. Read more: https://t.co/T4G2pmoiWX

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underserved Bad Rap Villain:

Derek Huff

- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing story with Cubes to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Ty Cobb could have gone 0 for his next 2,529 ABs and would have still been a career .300 hitter

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

In 1924, Babe Ruth ran into the outfield wall in Washington and was knocked unconscious. Upon being revived, he stayed in the game and got two more hits, going 3-for-3. Then he started and played all nine innings of the second game of the doubleheader. Because Babe fucking Ruth.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Post a great photo of a musician or band. I’m starting and I’m setting the goddamn bar high so don’t fucking disappoint me.

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

Sometimes, @NPR can bring it. 👊🏼

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Back Dat Azz Up on the TinyDesk is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life and y’all are WELCOME 😭🔥🔥🔥

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Baseball is such a beautiful game

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Ken Griffey Jr had the sweetest swing in MLB history

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There have been countless badasses in NFL history. But the baddest of all the asses is un-fucking-deniably Lawrence Taylor. Roll tape:

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

One of the most exciting ball handlers & passers in NBA history was drafted 25 years ago today! @55buckets

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Sometimes this is exactly what the teams needs

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

@ReadHollyWood Best wishes from Texas on your new start. Salud!

[Big_Papi @DFWpapi]

@LukeBarnett Monica Bellucci in Matrix Reloaded. She could seduce the Pope if she wanted. #monicabellucci #thematrix