DontFWithYourServer

Being a server can suck. Shitty tips, asshole customers, ect. Good times are also had what with pranks and other random shit we do.

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That answers one question.
#serverlife #servermemes #restaurantlife #restaurantmemes

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Coming in to work and not knowing if it's Monday or Wednesday is something that only happens in restaurants.

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The restaurant industry is the only industry where you can walk into work, ask "what day is it today?" and not feel dumb. They all bleed together.

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Customer: *Walks up to host stand*
Host: Would you like to sit inside or on the patio?
Customer, who literally just walked in from outside: Is it nice out??

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@dawnofaj Is there another protest happening tomorrow? I want to show my support.

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@MattWalshBlog white people are privileged, not inherently racist. You didn't blast parents for not vaccinating their children or marching without masks to get haircuts.

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@RicBradshaw we will never forget. This is IA partying with our beloved sheriff. You are the problem, SIR.

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@RicBradshaw you can rt as much "peace" as you want. I'll make sure nobody forgets your political opponent you chased off into asylum in Russia. You are the problem. And all the fake fake evidence you've planted. The media doesn't say it, but I will.

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@RPGmakerweb I smell 3D?

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@DawnDussault Hey Dawn, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a big fan of yours from the show, but I'm a bigger fan for the message you send out (esp at the end of your first ep) for people out there who are in pain to get help. You are a true inspiration. Thank you.

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@JamesRoday @DuleHill loving the marathon. My laid off ass needs the old school laughs I missed from your show.

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If you have an Apple Card you tip like fucking shit

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"First rule of going out to eat at a restaurant: Read the fucking menu. That's why it's there."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1943
#serverlife

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If I'm low on pens and have to bus your table, believe I'm taking that bitch and gonna tell you no when you ask to borrow one. #serverlife

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Welcome to the restaurant industry: Where hopes and dreams are all made up, and sexual harassment doesn't matter. #serverlife

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@shauntel_munoz Doesn't help there's like 3 new people working every time this happens too lol

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Going back to work after 3 days off is like starting a new job all over again 😔 #serverlife

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@alyankovic Prediction: Best. Musical. Ever.

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I would say that I sold my soul working in restaurants but I'm pretty sure it was just a scam at this point. #serverlife @s8n

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@BadTips Thanks for the plug! 😎