Sambo

Social distancing expert. Nerd.

My pronouns:
I'll use he/him if you're a dude.
she/her if you're a chick.

If I'm "wrong" work on your costume.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

every household needs a chick-fil-AR with rail accessory for your nug sauce

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

When you’re here to smash fash and watermelons and you’re all out of watermelons.

[Serana Verina @Superbunnygirl1]

I just want a government that leaves me the fuck alone.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I cannot believe the Republicans are extending the debt ceiling—I am a Republican & I am embarrassed!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Teams are making a big mistake not taking Johnny Manziel - he is going to be really good (and exciting to watch).

[A @Aposter1228]

@GayPatriot The writers are really outdoing themselves tying in the ancillary Jussie plotline with the main plotline on The Trump Show