Dana Goldberg

I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod

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Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains.

Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not

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Eat.

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@MeghanMcCain Then you weren’t paying attention.

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@RealDeanCain @WinsomeSears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@helena_boxing Amen to that

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If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.

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@SykesCharlie He probably already did. Or a complete commutation.

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I came back on this site just to retweet this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@cmclymer Didn’t lying to Congress used to be…*checks notes… A FEDERAL CRIME!?

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@atrupar He looks like that last scene in Beetlejuice where his head is shrunk and he’s waiting to be seen. What a small man in an empty suit.

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One thing got missed in that disgusting embarrassing exchange between a respected President and two wannabe mafia thugs…Vance admitted Russia invaded Ukraine.

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@MuellerSheWrote Rudy has never fully satisfied anyone. LOL

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@TomiLahren @FrankLuntz We’re giving him our country. I can’t believe you’re still okay with all of this. Curious to see who signs your checks.

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@TomiLahren @LizMacDonaldFOX @EveningEdit Are you talking about the $15M we paid so Trump could watch half a football game or some other scam?

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@DebBrow16344984 @BuiltUSTough Sadly I’m aware and everyone is trying to figure out how to comply and not abandon their missions. So much chaos right now but so many people are figuring out the plan forward in these orgs behind the scenes. 🤍

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@franifio Hard pass 🤭

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@TomiLahren @AesPolitics1 And how the hell do you think the water would have gotten there with 90 mph winds, Tomi? One bucket at a time? The helicopters couldn’t fly. Just stop commenting for one day.

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@NancyMace Was it a trans vaccine that only shook your hand?

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@TomiLahren Just a little education…they are not ‘transgenders’, they are transgender people. At least use the right terminology if you’re going to debate their rights publicly.

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@ChrisShannon526 Thank you!

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@AgainBlackBetty @StephMillerShow Haha

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Here it is in black and white for all of you who think tariffs won’t hurt the US consumer.