-Narrative should pick up with Anakin at 18 or 19, not 8 or 9.
-He’s really Owen’s brother
-he’s not a ‘slave’ they’re just a simple moisture farm family
-No ‘immaculate conception’ nonsense
-No ‘chosen one’ ‘prophecy’
-he’s just a hotshot boonie pilot kid who dreams of making it, joins up as a Republic pilot, then when he gets to Coruscant or whatever more central planet starts to learn the Force/Jedi stuff, rises quickly
-The Jedi are shown as functional, noble, and martial. They don’t just do ambassador stuff about trade disputes. They’re knights. They don’t all wear desert robes!
-Darth Vader is a different guy, same age. A Jedi. Obi-Wan’s trainee. ‘Darth’ isn’t a title that’s his name. (I know, I’m fixing Eps 5/6 now)
-The whole reason Anakin (“Kin” for short, they call him, not “Ani”) leaves Tattooine is he’s an idealist (like we were told!), who wants to fight the
-clone threat! The clones/cloners are the bad guys of course (not cartoon proto-stormtroopers fighting alongside Jedi). The ‘clone wars’ were something like a Butlerian Jihad against cloning tech, which the Big Baddie was leveraging to take over planets.
Ok sorry now I’m changing stuff about Episode II. Well I could keep going, I got a lotta changes
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