Deirdre Carson

Wife, mom, grandma, hair icon, pantsuit aficionado, 2016 presidential candidate

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

People who use the word aesthetic seriously do not fit into my aestheticccccc

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

Go ahead and #PrayForCali, but what we really need are climate change policies so that disasters like this can be avoided in the first place

[KTVU @KTVU]

Dramatic video take by a @sonomasheriff deputy driving on Franz Valley Rd at the onset of the wildfire. https://t.co/QiRIUJ8gSA

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

There are 15 people dead and 150 missing due to #CaliforniaWildfires and our "President" is busy tweeting about ESPN and benching players.

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

I wish I could ctrl+shift+c "Motherlode" my own life

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

1 word answer: Slavery. Longer: When Andrew Jackson died in 1845 (16 yrs before the Civil War began), he owned 150 men, women and children. https://t.co/Icg6puG2JZ

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

Consistently picking the slowest line

[Internet Palace @InternetPalace]

Best Picture #OscarFail

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

Yo, what if Trump is behind this to get back at the oscars for roasting him all night... he has been known to go around the popular vote

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

Alright The Internet. The oscars just threw you a big bone, now let's see what you can do with it

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

I love Matt Damon as much as the next girl but REALLY thats who you choose to star in a movie about the Great Wall of China?

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

@belledevingo toe ring

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

In high school I would wake up at 6am and go to the gym before class. In college I hit the snooze button when my alarm goes off at noon.

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

@beglingerm lol can't drag you into this mess. Innocent bystander

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

How many Hail Marys do I need to say to make up for the cardinal sin that I used to be really into fedoras?

[Deirdre Carson @DGraceC]

The harsh realization that my ex governor and president have now both hosted the Celebrity Apprentice