Rusty Shackleford

finally lost my old Twitter account password so this is my new one. R.I.P lil frappuccino

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

This tastes like turtles

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@hulu someone wanna tell me why the @GroceryOutlet ad is so damn loud compared to all the other ones? Huh? What the actual fuck, guys. I already have my TV on low as it is and then as I fall asleep, BOOMSHAKALAKA LOUD ASS GROCERY OUTLET AD. And I can’t exactly skip that shit.

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@KekePalmer this is a shot in the dark. But I hope you remember me. We went to a tutoring center together as kids. And we passed notes about Johnny Depp! I’m so happy to see where you are today! GIRL. YOU ARE A STAR!

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

Currently listening to Little Sunshine by @LaylaFrostBooks and I can’t tell who I want more. Maximo or Ash…

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Yolanda Saldívar, the woman responsible for Selena’s death, has been denied parole by the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles.

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@Dreamworks you wanna tell us what the hell this is? You saw what we did to @ParamountPics when they released that bunk ass Sonic the Hedgehog. The onion is in your swamp.

[rhi @toothgapz]

let’s get the lifeguard steve fics moving people!

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

Already found and followed @iamcardib on 📕

[PoloMan @polo_man404]

Cartoon Network website officially shuts down after 32 years 💔🥹😩😩😩😩😩

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@elonmusk so since you’re gonna be First Lady, will you be decorating for Christmas instead? I’m sure you’ll make something great out of all those ugly ass cyber trucks. #eloniamusk #eloniamusktrump

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@elonmusk so are you Elonia Musk now? Are you decorating for Christmas too? #FirstLadyElonia

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

I didn’t get to do the one fucking thing I wanted to do this weekend. All I wanted was to watch the game with Tio. And NOPE. CAN’T FUCKING HAVE THAT. CAN’T DO THAT. NOPE. FUCK THIS SHIT.

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

I HAD ONE SIMPLE FUCKING REQUEST. AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING RESPECT THAT. SO NOW I WON’T RESPECT ANYONE’S TIME. IM SICK OF MY TIME BEING WASTED

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

FUCKING RUDE.

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

Dear Younger sister, REMIND ME TO MAKE YOU WAIT THIS FUCKING LONG WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING. BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN FUCKING SITTING AROUND FOR ALMOST FOUR FUCKING HOURS WAITING FOR YOU. I ASKED TO PLEASE BE HOME BEFORE THE GAME. I MISSED WATCHING THE GAME WITH OUR UNCLE.

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@Starbucks y’all suck.

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

I would love to fucking be home before 5PM. I hate this shit. I fucking hate this shit.

[໊ @buffys]

happy halloween

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

I say as I have no experience

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

Why do I constantly fan the flames and then act all surprised when shit turns into a huge fire? Because I am a fucking Gemini and it’s in my damn nature. 🪭🔥

[Rusty Shackleford @DGspocketsand]

@ChappellRoan pls come to our Air b&b in Vegas? We can give you some booze and 🍃🍃🍃 love, Me and my family